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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9825 on: October 13, 2018, 08:55:42 AM »
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« Reply #9826 on: October 13, 2018, 03:55:58 PM »
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« Reply #9827 on: October 14, 2018, 06:16:18 PM »
I know that vegeterianism is part of your religion but there have to be easier ways to get more iron into your diet...  eeek:







https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/13/these-extreme-piercings-at-a-vegetarian-festival-will-leave-you-wincing-8034006/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9828 on: October 14, 2018, 06:17:57 PM »
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« Reply #9829 on: October 14, 2018, 07:02:53 PM »
 noooo: noooo: noooo:
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« Reply #9830 on: October 14, 2018, 07:09:04 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9831 on: October 14, 2018, 11:16:40 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 14, 2018, 07:09:04 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 14, 2018, 06:17:57 PM
Just....  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/13/man-tasered-by-police-for-refusing-to-stop-having-sex-with-car-exhaust-8035343/

TMJ's...  noooo:

Start the car... ideally if a diesel force a regen...  eveilgrin:

I can see his defence now.... "My client was pissed and too stupid to realise that isn't what autoerotica means m'lud"

 noooo:
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« Reply #9832 on: October 19, 2018, 11:33:23 AM »
I see that the image of the stereotypical Scouser is alive and well...  noooo:

I'm amazed he managed to spell Lee correctly.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6293727/Backpacker-Liverpool-faces-TEN-YEARS-Thai-prison-spraying-Scouse-Lee-fortress.html
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« Reply #9833 on: October 19, 2018, 11:36:12 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 19, 2018, 11:33:23 AM
I see that the image of the stereotypical Scouser is alive and well...  noooo:

I'm amazed he managed to spell Lee correctly.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6293727/Backpacker-Liverpool-faces-TEN-YEARS-Thai-prison-spraying-Scouse-Lee-fortress.html

Hang them...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9834 on: October 19, 2018, 11:41:15 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 19, 2018, 11:33:23 AM
I see that the image of the stereotypical Scouser is alive and well...  noooo:

I'm amazed he managed to spell Lee correctly.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6293727/Backpacker-Liverpool-faces-TEN-YEARS-Thai-prison-spraying-Scouse-Lee-fortress.html
What a complete fuckwit, with luck they'll lose the key
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« Reply #9835 on: October 22, 2018, 11:39:36 PM »
Given the number of times we see stupid bastards pull something like this I can't help but wonder if Mr Darwin sir trying to come up with a non lethal way of making sure the idiots can't breed....

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6303011/Man-33-nearly-loses-penis-getting-steel-ball-bearings-wedged-it.html
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« Reply #9836 on: October 23, 2018, 04:35:34 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 22, 2018, 11:39:36 PM
Given the number of times we see stupid bastards pull something like this I can't help but wonder if Mr Darwin sir trying to come up with a non lethal way of making sure the idiots can't breed....

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6303011/Man-33-nearly-loses-penis-getting-steel-ball-bearings-wedged-it.html

Yes, bizarre...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9837 on: October 23, 2018, 08:50:47 AM »
Quote from: Barman on October 23, 2018, 04:35:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 22, 2018, 11:39:36 PM
Given the number of times we see stupid bastards pull something like this I can't help but wonder if Mr Darwin sir trying to come up with a non lethal way of making sure the idiots can't breed....

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6303011/Man-33-nearly-loses-penis-getting-steel-ball-bearings-wedged-it.html

Yes, bizarre...  noooo:
noooo: noooo:

He probably celebrated the successful op by standing on a railway line to watch fireworks
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« Reply #9838 on: October 23, 2018, 06:42:19 PM »
I know that it's the Daily Fail writing an article about PETA but wtf?????  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6304113/Animal-Rights-Group-PETA-claims-milk-symbol-white-supremacy.html
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« Reply #9839 on: October 23, 2018, 07:05:50 PM »
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