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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9945 on: December 10, 2018, 04:45:20 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9946 on: December 10, 2018, 05:10:06 PM »
I know a fair few local fishermen and I can honestly say that they are all nuts, something tells me that throwing stones at the French will be the least that they do....  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6478911/Now-Bass-War-16-French-fishing-trawlers-launch-biggest-invasion-UK-waters.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9947 on: December 10, 2018, 05:11:16 PM »
Set fire to some lambs!!!!
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9948 on: December 10, 2018, 05:49:04 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9949 on: December 10, 2018, 05:52:28 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 10, 2018, 05:10:06 PM
I know a fair few local fishermen and I can honestly say that they are all nuts, something tells me that throwing stones at the French will be the least that they do....  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6478911/Now-Bass-War-16-French-fishing-trawlers-launch-biggest-invasion-UK-waters.html
cut off their trawls you say
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9950 on: December 10, 2018, 05:55:49 PM »
Quote from: Steve on December 10, 2018, 05:52:28 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 10, 2018, 05:10:06 PM
I know a fair few local fishermen and I can honestly say that they are all nuts, something tells me that throwing stones at the French will be the least that they do....  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6478911/Now-Bass-War-16-French-fishing-trawlers-launch-biggest-invasion-UK-waters.html
cut off their trawls you say

Lets just say I wouldn't be surprised if there was a surge in salvage of 'abandoned' vessels off the coast...
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9951 on: December 12, 2018, 01:51:37 AM »
A behavioural agreement for comedians performing at a charity gig? So what would he have been left with after having to sign it? Knock knock jokes?  noooo:

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2018/dec/11/comedians-asked-to-sign-behavioural-agreement-for-soas-gig
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9952 on: December 12, 2018, 05:17:55 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 12, 2018, 01:51:37 AM
A behavioural agreement for comedians performing at a charity gig? So what would he have been left with after having to sign it? Knock knock jokes?  noooo:

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2018/dec/11/comedians-asked-to-sign-behavioural-agreement-for-soas-gig

I bet it was a blast eh...?  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9953 on: December 12, 2018, 11:12:29 PM »
25 firefighters to clear? Should have sent Miss D over there, be done in a fraction of the time...  scared:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/12/town-flooded-chocolate-storage-tank-spilled-across-roads-8234962/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9954 on: December 12, 2018, 11:57:08 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 12, 2018, 11:12:29 PM
25 firefighters to clear? Should have sent Miss D over there, be done in a fraction of the time...  scared:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/12/town-flooded-chocolate-storage-tank-spilled-across-roads-8234962/
scared:  scared:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9955 on: December 13, 2018, 01:49:58 AM »
Poundland selling pre wrapped presents? That's Apey's Christmas shopping sorted out...  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6488149/Secret-Santa-2018-Poundland-launch-pre-wrapped-gifts-hard-buy-colleagues.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9956 on: December 13, 2018, 01:56:08 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9957 on: December 13, 2018, 07:02:23 AM »
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« Reply #9958 on: December 13, 2018, 07:06:59 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9959 on: December 13, 2018, 08:08:51 AM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on December 13, 2018, 07:02:23 AM
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Well at least if you are sat there you wouldn't have to worry about clearing up the mess...  Thumbs:
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