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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10005 on: January 10, 2019, 06:10:22 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10006 on: January 10, 2019, 06:31:34 AM »
Call me picky but something tells me that the public would prefer the more secure bars across the window approach as opposed to 'reinforced glass' made by the lowest competing bidder...   Banghead

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/09/new-prisons-wont-bars-windows-feel-institutional-8324572/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10007 on: January 10, 2019, 06:45:40 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2019, 06:31:34 AM
Call me picky but something tells me that the public would prefer the more secure bars across the window approach as opposed to 'reinforced glass' made by the lowest competing bidder...   Banghead

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/09/new-prisons-wont-bars-windows-feel-institutional-8324572/

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‘These windows are difficult to break, making them more effective in stopping prisoners from accessing contraband.’

I'd prefer 'impossible' in this situation....  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10008 on: January 10, 2019, 06:53:55 AM »
If they want to have reinforced glass windows then fine, on the condition that the prison in question is converted from an old oil rig and is 100 miles out in the Atlantic.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10009 on: January 10, 2019, 06:59:46 AM »
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If they want to have reinforced glass windows then fine, on the condition that the prison in question is converted from an old oil rig and is 100 miles out in the Atlantic.

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« Reply #10010 on: January 10, 2019, 07:04:35 AM »
It's an idea I had a while ago: take 9 old oil rigs and connect them in a 3x3 grid with secure covered walkways within a rigid frame to securely hold all 9 in place with the centre one turned into a communal open area and one used as the entrance/prisoner and delivery processing/guard and staff accommodation. Build the rest up into prison blocks and once moored so far out into the Atlantic that escape becomes suicidal and hey presto, secure prison.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10011 on: January 10, 2019, 09:42:32 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10012 on: January 11, 2019, 03:31:02 AM »
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« Reply #10013 on: January 11, 2019, 05:16:23 AM »
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« Reply #10014 on: January 11, 2019, 09:53:21 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10015 on: January 11, 2019, 02:24:02 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10016 on: January 11, 2019, 02:57:18 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10017 on: January 11, 2019, 03:06:33 PM »
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Too many jokes...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6581247/Woman-25-says-batteries-brand-new-vibrator-exploded.html
noooo: noooo:

That's for how much I believe the story

True, I'm more inclined to think that she broke it and is trying to pull a fast one but either way you know that Apey would have a string of jokes ready...  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10018 on: January 12, 2019, 03:40:07 AM »
The police advising people not to lie on top of WWII bombs? Surely common sense would dictate that you call the police and get the hell away from it. Sounds like a future client of Mr Darwin sir...  noooo:

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Klaassen added: 'The EOD team must have come some distance, as they arrived around 1am to free the man from his delicate position.

'It is strictly ill-advised to lie down on a bomb.

'The best thing to if you come across an explosive device is keep your distance and call the police.'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6580943/Dutch-public-warned-not-lie-bombs-man-lay-World-War-II-device-three-hours.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10019 on: January 12, 2019, 09:49:00 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2019, 03:40:07 AM
The police advising people not to lie on top of WWII bombs? Surely common sense would dictate that you call the police and get the hell away from it. Sounds like a future client of Mr Darwin sir...  noooo:

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Klaassen added: 'The EOD team must have come some distance, as they arrived around 1am to free the man from his delicate position.

'It is strictly ill-advised to lie down on a bomb.

'The best thing to if you come across an explosive device is keep your distance and call the police.'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6580943/Dutch-public-warned-not-lie-bombs-man-lay-World-War-II-device-three-hours.html

No shit Sherlock...  noooo:
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