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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10051 on: January 22, 2019, 03:11:39 PM »
Sometimes it's obvious that the marketing team are just taking the piss...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/21/kfc-launches-gravy-scented-candles-house-always-smells-finger-lickin-good-8369311/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10052 on: January 22, 2019, 03:18:48 PM »
Evidently someone saw Baldymort and was inspired...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/19/need-focus-just-put-395-thought-box-head-8363357/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10054 on: January 22, 2019, 04:18:23 PM »
Good news for Baldymort........free burgers this week and McD's...

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/21/free-cheeseburgers-mcdonalds-blue-monday-download-app-8367743/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10055 on: January 22, 2019, 04:19:12 PM »
Evidently someone saw Baldymort and was inspired...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/19/need-focus-just-put-395-thought-box-head-8363357/
That's a retread of one of these from 1925

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10056 on: January 22, 2019, 04:20:15 PM »
Good news for Baldymort........free burgers this week and McD's...

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/21/free-cheeseburgers-mcdonalds-blue-monday-download-app-8367743/

Drool:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10057 on: January 22, 2019, 04:20:46 PM »
Evidently someone saw Baldymort and was inspired...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/19/need-focus-just-put-395-thought-box-head-8363357/
That's a retread of one of these from 1925



Baldymort, the early years?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10058 on: January 22, 2019, 04:21:37 PM »
Good news for Baldymort........free burgers this week and McD's...

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/21/free-cheeseburgers-mcdonalds-blue-monday-download-app-8367743/
:thumbsup:

except you end up with a disgusterous cheeseburger.  Worstest thing they ever made. 
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10059 on: January 22, 2019, 04:22:00 PM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10060 on: January 22, 2019, 04:22:40 PM »
Good news for Baldymort........free burgers this week and McD's...

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/21/free-cheeseburgers-mcdonalds-blue-monday-download-app-8367743/
:thumbsup:

except you end up with a disgusterous cheeseburger.  Worstest thing they ever made.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10061 on: January 22, 2019, 04:24:54 PM »
Good news for Baldymort........free burgers this week and McD's...

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/21/free-cheeseburgers-mcdonalds-blue-monday-download-app-8367743/
:thumbsup:

except you end up with a disgusterous cheeseburger.  Worstest thing they ever made.

Nurse!
You like cheeseburgers?  A half decent burger ruined by a piece of flattened congealed phlegm
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10062 on: January 22, 2019, 04:30:15 PM »
Good news for Baldymort........free burgers this week and McD's...

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/21/free-cheeseburgers-mcdonalds-blue-monday-download-app-8367743/
:thumbsup:

except you end up with a disgusterous cheeseburger.  Worstest thing they ever made.

Nurse!
You like cheeseburgers?  A half decent burger ruined by a piece of flattened congealed phlegm

In next weeks episode, Stephen Hawkins reviews Alton Towers...
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10063 on: January 22, 2019, 04:56:53 PM »
Good news for Baldymort........free burgers this week and McD's...

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/21/free-cheeseburgers-mcdonalds-blue-monday-download-app-8367743/
:thumbsup:

except you end up with a disgusterous cheeseburger.  Worstest thing they ever made.

Nurse!
You like cheeseburgers?  A half decent burger ruined by a piece of flattened congealed phlegm

In next weeks episode, Stephen Hawkins reviews Alton Towers...
lol:

I have eaten their meaty burgers you know - and a cheeseburger once.  McDees in the main do good meaty burger fare - Cheeseburger ain't it

Anyway now a Poll
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10064 on: January 23, 2019, 04:23:57 PM »
https://uk.pcmag.com/news-analysis/119288/microsofts-edge-browser-says-not-to-trust-the-daily-mail

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Does seem to be a No Shit Sherlock story though

Well, whatever, nevermind