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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10140 on: February 09, 2019, 09:58:02 AM »
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« Reply #10141 on: February 09, 2019, 10:13:57 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10142 on: February 09, 2019, 10:20:18 AM »
Quote from: Barman on February 09, 2019, 10:13:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2019, 09:58:02 AM
And the first no shit Sherlock award of 2019 goes to...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6682477/Free-money-trial-Finland-finds-unemployed-workers-not-motivated-job.html

 

 lol: lol: lol:

Who's have thunk it eh...? ::)

Apparently AOC is getting some real flack over including a similar proposal in her New Green Deal. The scary thing is that it may be one of the more reasonable proposals..  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10143 on: February 09, 2019, 11:08:25 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10144 on: February 10, 2019, 02:14:19 AM »
You know that when people say that they have money burning a hole in their pocket the don't mean it literally...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6683651/Bank-customer-doused-petrol-threatened-set-fire-jailed.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10145 on: February 10, 2019, 05:33:56 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2019, 02:14:19 AM
You know that when people say that they have money burning a hole in their pocket the don't mean it literally...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6683651/Bank-customer-doused-petrol-threatened-set-fire-jailed.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10146 on: February 10, 2019, 09:26:30 AM »
Oh God, forget the unsee button, we need an unread button as well just for the feckin' headline...

I know it's early morning but I think I'm going to need a keg of brain bleach and a case of whisky in order to get the images out of my head....  sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6686639/Jeremy-Corbyn-drove-friends-flat-WANTED-Diane-Abbott-naked-bed.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10147 on: February 10, 2019, 09:36:52 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2019, 09:26:30 AM
Oh God, forget the unsee button, we need an unread button as well just for the feckin' headline...

I know it's early morning but I think I'm going to need a keg of brain bleach and a case of whisky in order to get the images out of my head....  sick2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6686639/Jeremy-Corbyn-drove-friends-flat-WANTED-Diane-Abbott-naked-bed.html


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10148 on: February 10, 2019, 09:42:40 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10149 on: February 10, 2019, 09:44:47 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 10, 2019, 09:42:40 AM
https://www.facebook.com/events/2260983424189351/   eeek:

You should go Nick, we could do with a laugh when you tell us how it all went horribly wrong...  whistle:
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« Reply #10150 on: February 10, 2019, 09:45:46 AM »
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« Reply #10151 on: February 10, 2019, 09:46:10 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10152 on: February 10, 2019, 09:46:31 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10153 on: February 10, 2019, 09:47:19 AM »
Quote from: Barman on February 10, 2019, 09:46:10 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 10, 2019, 09:42:40 AM
https://www.facebook.com/events/2260983424189351/   eeek:

Do WHAT now???  noooo:

I almost went to one of their events a while back as they were showing the original Jaws. Unfortunately work got in the way.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10154 on: February 10, 2019, 09:48:29 AM »
Why do I get the feeling that Apey would be having a field day making 'stiff' jokes...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6685431/Funeral-director-64-sacked-caught-having-sex-female-worker-COFFINS.html
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