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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10202 on: February 21, 2019, 06:55:00 PM »
I'm a bad person for laughing at this but something tells me I'm not the only one...  happy002

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6728973/Biker-hits-car-seconds-hit-head-falling-LAMP-POST.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10205 on: February 22, 2019, 02:16:58 PM »
Something tells me that the reason it was thought to be extinct is that people took one look at it and immediately reverted to "KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!" mode...  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/21/worlds-largest-bee-finally-found-going-missing-38-years-8705992/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10206 on: February 22, 2019, 03:42:40 PM »
14 weeks of Yellow Jacket protests and you would think that Macron and the French parliament would be hard at work trying to find a solution...


wouldn't you...



Nope. They've been working on legislation that changes mother and father on school forms to parent 1 and parent 2.  doh:

https://www.indy100.com/article/emanuel-macron-mum-dad-replace-parent-1-2-school-forms-gender-neutral-family-law-8784601
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10207 on: February 22, 2019, 03:44:49 PM »
14 weeks of Yellow Jacket protests and you would think that Macron and the French parliament would be hard at work trying to find a solution...


wouldn't you...



Nope. They've been working on legislation that changes mother and father on school forms to parent 1 and parent 2.  doh:

https://www.indy100.com/article/emanuel-macron-mum-dad-replace-parent-1-2-school-forms-gender-neutral-family-law-8784601

This really is a, "let them eat cake" moment isn't it...? facepalm:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10213 on: February 24, 2019, 11:41:36 PM »
I have no idea why but for some reason when I saw the headline I thought of BM and Nick...  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/24/grandad-eats-half-tub-paint-thinking-yogurt-8724987/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10214 on: February 24, 2019, 11:57:30 PM »
Well, whatever, nevermind