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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10245 on: March 04, 2019, 03:38:16 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 04, 2019, 03:24:36 PM
Weird interview with the former Met Commissioner on the Today prog this morning, but more beat police was one theme. The Plod know the high risk areas but too thin on the ground.

It is amazing the resources they have available for other things - like dressing up as gayers or searching for nasty comments on the interwebz...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10246 on: March 04, 2019, 04:23:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 04, 2019, 03:24:36 PM
Weird interview with the former Met Commissioner on the Today prog this morning, but more beat police was one theme. The Plod know the high risk areas but too thin on the ground.
Yep that Theresa May when Home Office minister cut police budgets because she was guaranteed 24/7 protection so didn't think anyone else mattered

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10247 on: March 05, 2019, 05:39:33 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 04, 2019, 03:36:56 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 04, 2019, 02:29:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 04, 2019, 01:45:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2019, 01:20:47 PM
A knife Tsar? Are you fucking kidding me? If you want to deal with knife crime it's simple.

Increase stop and search
A minimum sentence of anyone convicted of carrying a knife without good cause of at least 10 years in prison without parole.
A minimum sentence of anyone convicted of attacking someone with a knife of at least 15-20 years in prison without parole.
A whole life sentence without parole for murder.
Make prisons less like holiday camps and more like actual punishment so as to act as a deterrent.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47440487

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Can I add
- no minimum age of criminal responsibility,
- compulsory DNA taking of any child without 2 parents listed on its birth certificate and
- at least civil liability of parents for crimes committed by their sprogs?

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And rather than asking for proof of age before buying - as it can be hard to judge a persons age - use a Dulux colour chart to assess suitability...
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10248 on: March 05, 2019, 11:07:22 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on March 05, 2019, 05:39:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 04, 2019, 03:36:56 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 04, 2019, 02:29:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 04, 2019, 01:45:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2019, 01:20:47 PM
A knife Tsar? Are you fucking kidding me? If you want to deal with knife crime it's simple.

Increase stop and search
A minimum sentence of anyone convicted of carrying a knife without good cause of at least 10 years in prison without parole.
A minimum sentence of anyone convicted of attacking someone with a knife of at least 15-20 years in prison without parole.
A whole life sentence without parole for murder.
Make prisons less like holiday camps and more like actual punishment so as to act as a deterrent.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47440487

 happ096

It isn't rocket science is it...?  noooo:
Can I add
- no minimum age of criminal responsibility,
- compulsory DNA taking of any child without 2 parents listed on its birth certificate and
- at least civil liability of parents for crimes committed by their sprogs?

 happ096

And rather than asking for proof of age before buying - as it can be hard to judge a persons age - use a Dulux colour chart to assess suitability...

happy001
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10249 on: March 05, 2019, 05:39:03 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2019, 11:07:22 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on March 05, 2019, 05:39:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 04, 2019, 03:36:56 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 04, 2019, 02:29:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 04, 2019, 01:45:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 04, 2019, 01:20:47 PM
A knife Tsar? Are you fucking kidding me? If you want to deal with knife crime it's simple.

Increase stop and search
A minimum sentence of anyone convicted of carrying a knife without good cause of at least 10 years in prison without parole.
A minimum sentence of anyone convicted of attacking someone with a knife of at least 15-20 years in prison without parole.
A whole life sentence without parole for murder.
Make prisons less like holiday camps and more like actual punishment so as to act as a deterrent.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47440487

 happ096

It isn't rocket science is it...?  noooo:
Can I add
- no minimum age of criminal responsibility,
- compulsory DNA taking of any child without 2 parents listed on its birth certificate and
- at least civil liability of parents for crimes committed by their sprogs?

 happ096

And rather than asking for proof of age before buying - as it can be hard to judge a persons age - use a Dulux colour chart to assess suitability...

happy001
happy001 happy001
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10250 on: March 05, 2019, 06:52:29 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10251 on: March 07, 2019, 06:11:33 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10252 on: March 07, 2019, 06:35:14 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10253 on: March 07, 2019, 08:18:45 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10254 on: March 07, 2019, 09:49:41 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10255 on: March 08, 2019, 02:14:42 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10256 on: March 08, 2019, 04:54:05 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10257 on: March 08, 2019, 04:56:52 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 08, 2019, 04:54:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2019, 02:14:42 AM
Too many jokes...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/07/burglar-covered-stings-landing-hive-filled-80000-bees-8852440/

So they don't actually know if the burglar was stung at all...? ::)

Well if you want to jump on to a hive to recreate the incident and see what happens then bee my guest...  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10258 on: March 08, 2019, 05:06:05 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2019, 04:56:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 08, 2019, 04:54:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2019, 02:14:42 AM
Too many jokes...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/07/burglar-covered-stings-landing-hive-filled-80000-bees-8852440/

So they don't actually know if the burglar was stung at all...? ::)

Well if you want to jump on to a hive to recreate the incident and see what happens then bee my guest...  whistle:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10259 on: March 08, 2019, 05:25:52 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 08, 2019, 05:06:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2019, 04:56:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 08, 2019, 04:54:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 08, 2019, 02:14:42 AM
Too many jokes...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/07/burglar-covered-stings-landing-hive-filled-80000-bees-8852440/

So they don't actually know if the burglar was stung at all...? ::)

Well if you want to jump on to a hive to recreate the incident and see what happens then bee my guest...  whistle:

 rubschin:

We can always find you a roof that overlooks one...  whistle:
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