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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10305 on: March 26, 2019, 09:05:34 AM »
How much of a dickhead do you have to be to make a cock up like this...?  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/26/man-circumcised-mistake-surgeons-confused-another-patient-9016013/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10306 on: March 26, 2019, 09:30:20 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 26, 2019, 05:15:48 AM
Mother-of-one, 24, choked to death when she tried to see how many Jaffa Cakes she could fit in her mouth for a party trick

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Clearly, we should now ban these so called 'cakes'... ::)
Mr Darwin will be so pleased that stupidity finds new ways to self obliterate further bozo gene propagation
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10307 on: March 26, 2019, 09:31:28 AM »
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« Reply #10308 on: March 26, 2019, 09:33:08 AM »
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« Reply #10309 on: March 26, 2019, 09:34:08 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10310 on: March 27, 2019, 03:13:39 PM »
How the hell does calling someone a cyclist dehumanise them?  noooo:

What next? Calling someone a Psychiatrist is declared dehumanising for people working in the mental health field?  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6854941/Experts-call-word-cyclist-BANNED.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10311 on: March 27, 2019, 03:44:56 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2019, 03:13:39 PM
How the hell does calling someone a cyclist dehumanise them?  noooo:

What next? Calling someone a Psychiatrist is declared dehumanising for people working in the mental health field?  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6854941/Experts-call-word-cyclist-BANNED.html

WTF????  cussing:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10312 on: March 27, 2019, 04:40:25 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 27, 2019, 03:44:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2019, 03:13:39 PM
How the hell does calling someone a cyclist dehumanise them?  noooo:

What next? Calling someone a Psychiatrist is declared dehumanising for people working in the mental health field?  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6854941/Experts-call-word-cyclist-BANNED.html

WTF????  cussing:

Many of them should be grateful I don't call them what they really are.  Road hogging, rule breaking, offensive use of Lycra wearing *unts
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10313 on: March 27, 2019, 04:45:49 PM »
Quote from: Steve on March 27, 2019, 04:40:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 27, 2019, 03:44:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2019, 03:13:39 PM
How the hell does calling someone a cyclist dehumanise them?  noooo:

What next? Calling someone a Psychiatrist is declared dehumanising for people working in the mental health field?  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6854941/Experts-call-word-cyclist-BANNED.html

WTF????  cussing:

Many of them should be grateful I don't call them what they really are.  Road hogging, rule breaking, offensive use of Lycra wearing *unts

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10314 on: March 29, 2019, 10:17:31 PM »
So you try and bully a journalist with a minor scoop who you had no reason to call, apparently on behalf of the DNC? Given that trust in the mainstream media is hitting an all time low and you are the head of politics for MSNBC/NBC I suspect that ranks pretty highly in the top ten ways to completely kill your career...  rubschin:

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2019/mar/29/dafna-linzer-msnbc-top-editor-accused-of-bullying-/

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10315 on: March 31, 2019, 08:03:16 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10316 on: March 31, 2019, 08:10:25 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10317 on: March 31, 2019, 11:35:50 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 31, 2019, 08:10:25 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2019, 08:03:16 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6869055/Fergie-launch-pop-career-Duchess-York-poetry-music-rapper.html

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Fergie poetry?   rubschin:

There once was a stupid old bitch
That wanted so much to be rich
So she laid on her back
With those that liked crack
But caught an unfortunate itch
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10318 on: March 31, 2019, 02:10:25 PM »
Paphos, Limassol malls, airplane at Larnaca evacuated after reports of suspicious items   eeek:

LL's best mate is currently standing outside Paphos Mall in the freezy after being turfed out of Wagamama mid-meal....
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10319 on: March 31, 2019, 03:14:22 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 31, 2019, 02:10:25 PM
Paphos, Limassol malls, airplane at Larnaca evacuated after reports of suspicious items   eeek:

LL's best mate is currently standing outside Paphos Mall in the freezy after being turfed out of Wagamama mid-meal....
How lucky for you that burner phones aren't traceable
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