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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10380 on: April 18, 2019, 09:37:04 AM »
Oh good, I wasn't going nuts. I really did see a Dalek go past me the other day when I was walking through town...  lol:



https://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/17578015.bren-carter-takes-his-latest-doctor-who-creation-on-to-the-street/



And it fired its ray gun right through your shoulder the bastard
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10381 on: April 18, 2019, 09:56:26 AM »
Oh good, I wasn't going nuts. I really did see a Dalek go past me the other day when I was walking through town...  lol:



https://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/17578015.bren-carter-takes-his-latest-doctor-who-creation-on-to-the-street/



And it fired its ray gun right through your shoulder the bastard

Nah, that's just a trapped nerve. Bit of Co-Dydramol and I can barely feel it.

The next time that the Falmouth Marine Band parade through town dressed as Stormtroopers I'd love to see him coming from the opposite direction....  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10382 on: April 18, 2019, 10:38:32 AM »
Oh good, I wasn't going nuts. I really did see a Dalek go past me the other day when I was walking through town...  lol:



https://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/17578015.bren-carter-takes-his-latest-doctor-who-creation-on-to-the-street/



And it fired its ray gun right through your shoulder the bastard

Nah, that's just a trapped nerve. Bit of Co-Dydramol and I can barely feel it.

The next time that the Falmouth Marine Band parade through town dressed as Stormtroopers I'd love to see him coming from the opposite direction....  lol:
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trapped nerves are bastards, hope that clear it
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10386 on: April 19, 2019, 06:12:46 PM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10387 on: April 21, 2019, 06:57:05 AM »
Not a headline but...


https://www.bustle.com/p/this-dog-bridesmaid-dress-will-make-your-furry-friend-shine-on-your-big-day-16994696




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People that do that to dogs should be shot and fed to the same dogs

What about people who dress up as dogs?  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/03/human-pup-37-likes-bark-lick-bite-friends-9108083/

Am I a bad person for thinking it would be amusing to send him a giant rolled up newspaper?  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10388 on: April 21, 2019, 07:34:29 AM »
Not a headline but...


https://www.bustle.com/p/this-dog-bridesmaid-dress-will-make-your-furry-friend-shine-on-your-big-day-16994696




 rubschin:
People that do that to dogs should be shot and fed to the same dogs

What about people who dress up as dogs?  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/03/human-pup-37-likes-bark-lick-bite-friends-9108083/

Am I a bad person for thinking it would be amusing to send him a giant rolled up newspaper?  redface:

Not send it, belt him with it....  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10389 on: April 21, 2019, 09:01:44 AM »
Not a headline but...


https://www.bustle.com/p/this-dog-bridesmaid-dress-will-make-your-furry-friend-shine-on-your-big-day-16994696




 rubschin:
People that do that to dogs should be shot and fed to the same dogs

What about people who dress up as dogs?  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/03/human-pup-37-likes-bark-lick-bite-friends-9108083/

Am I a bad person for thinking it would be amusing to send him a giant rolled up newspaper?  redface:

Not send it, belt him with it....  noooo:
It's  whacky115 3 and I half blame the Metro for this

I'm thinking start with seeing if he's ever been chipped and if not throw him in the van to go to the dog pound and schedule him in for being neutered next week.
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10390 on: April 21, 2019, 09:14:57 AM »
Not a headline but...


https://www.bustle.com/p/this-dog-bridesmaid-dress-will-make-your-furry-friend-shine-on-your-big-day-16994696




 rubschin:
People that do that to dogs should be shot and fed to the same dogs

What about people who dress up as dogs?  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/03/human-pup-37-likes-bark-lick-bite-friends-9108083/

Am I a bad person for thinking it would be amusing to send him a giant rolled up newspaper?  redface:

Not send it, belt him with it....  noooo:
It's  whacky115 3 and I half blame the Metro for this

I'm thinking start with seeing if he's ever been chipped and if not throw him in the van to go to the dog pound and schedule him in for being neutered next week.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10391 on: April 21, 2019, 01:38:04 PM »
I guess that BM will be changing all of his passwords again once he's back in Cyprus...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6943683/Fraudsters-crack-23-MILLION-passwords-123456-Britons-warned-safe-online.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10392 on: April 21, 2019, 02:08:47 PM »
I guess that BM will be changing all of his passwords again once he's back in Cyprus...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6943683/Fraudsters-crack-23-MILLION-passwords-123456-Britons-warned-safe-online.html
Well yes but the weakest password is actually one like D^n)DMn7,fB+AW"{  that was just suggested to me as a password.  Because yes it can't be guessed but it can't be remembered either so it will always be written down next to or near your computer

And please don't get me on those that either leave their smart phones unlocked or have 4 digit passcodes
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10393 on: April 21, 2019, 02:13:05 PM »
I guess that BM will be changing all of his passwords again once he's back in Cyprus...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6943683/Fraudsters-crack-23-MILLION-passwords-123456-Britons-warned-safe-online.html

Yes, what if they broke in here and stole the contents of the 'Donate' tin eh...? ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10394 on: April 21, 2019, 02:32:39 PM »
I guess that BM will be changing all of his passwords again once he's back in Cyprus...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6943683/Fraudsters-crack-23-MILLION-passwords-123456-Britons-warned-safe-online.html

Yes, what if they broke in here and stole the contents of the 'Donate' tin eh...? ::)

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