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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10440 on: May 11, 2019, 08:49:08 AM »
Well I suppose that's one way to celebrate your 100th Guinness Record...

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/05/09/Man-holds-100-lit-candles-in-his-mouth-for-Guinness-record/2811557422878/
For his 101st he could see how long he can go before getting a life, he's made good progress so far

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10441 on: May 11, 2019, 02:29:53 PM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10443 on: May 11, 2019, 07:11:44 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10444 on: May 11, 2019, 07:15:34 PM »
https://news.sky.com/story/south-western-rail-investigating-after-worker-broadcasts-porn-to-giggling-passengers-11716969

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Someone's train driving career just got screwed?

Oh noes, the union won't let them sack him... facepalm:

So he's going to keep on driving Thomas the Wank Engine..  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10445 on: May 11, 2019, 07:17:03 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10446 on: May 11, 2019, 07:20:32 PM »
https://news.sky.com/story/south-western-rail-investigating-after-worker-broadcasts-porn-to-giggling-passengers-11716969

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Someone's train driving career just got screwed?

Oh noes, the union won't let them sack him... facepalm:

So he's going to keep on driving Thomas the Wank Engine..  redface:


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In all honesty I figured that Apey would have been the first to come up with that one...  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10448 on: May 11, 2019, 07:30:02 PM »
https://news.sky.com/story/south-western-rail-investigating-after-worker-broadcasts-porn-to-giggling-passengers-11716969

 lol:

Someone's train driving career just got screwed?

Oh noes, the union won't let them sack him... facepalm:

So he's going to keep on driving Thomas the Wank Engine..  redface:


happy001

In all honesty I figured that Apey would have been the first to come up with that one...  rubschin:

he's prolly still in bed... ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10449 on: May 11, 2019, 07:49:34 PM »
https://news.sky.com/story/south-western-rail-investigating-after-worker-broadcasts-porn-to-giggling-passengers-11716969

 lol:

Someone's train driving career just got screwed?

Oh noes, the union won't let them sack him... facepalm:

So he's going to keep on driving Thomas the Wank Engine..  redface:


happy001

In all honesty I figured that Apey would have been the first to come up with that one...  rubschin:

he's prolly still in bed... ::)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10450 on: May 11, 2019, 07:52:30 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10451 on: May 11, 2019, 07:59:38 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10454 on: May 11, 2019, 08:09:42 PM »
https://news.sky.com/story/south-western-rail-investigating-after-worker-broadcasts-porn-to-giggling-passengers-11716969

 lol:

Someone's train driving career just got screwed?

Oh noes, the union won't let them sack him... facepalm:

So he's going to keep on driving Thomas the Wank Engine..  redface:


happy001

In all honesty I figured that Apey would have been the first to come up with that one...  rubschin:

he's prolly still in bed... ::)

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You are aintchya...? ::)

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I was going to post "is it rag week" and I sort of wished I had now...  redface:
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