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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10455 on: May 11, 2019, 08:11:49 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10456 on: May 12, 2019, 06:21:38 AM »
I'm not convinced that this is genuine but if it is I think it may be time to give the cavalcade of cock ups it's own thread...

You had one job #4

How on earth do you manage to load the wrong bloody film to a screen, the management software used to allocate media to screens will clearly show the name plus any manager worth their salt will check to make sure that everything is in order. It isn't as if Pokemon and La Llorona have even vaguely similar titles...  noooo:

https://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/1125826/Detective-Pikachu-Curse-of-La-Llorona-cinema-Montreal-children-tears-horror-movie-Pokemon
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10457 on: May 12, 2019, 09:04:23 AM »
I'm not convinced that this is genuine but if it is I think it may be time to give the cavalcade of cock ups it's own thread...

You had one job #4

How on earth do you manage to load the wrong bloody film to a screen, the management software used to allocate media to screens will clearly show the name plus any manager worth their salt will check to make sure that everything is in order. It isn't as if Pokemon and La Llorona have even vaguely similar titles...  noooo:

https://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/1125826/Detective-Pikachu-Curse-of-La-Llorona-cinema-Montreal-children-tears-horror-movie-Pokemon

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10458 on: May 12, 2019, 09:24:35 AM »
I'm not convinced that this is genuine but if it is I think it may be time to give the cavalcade of cock ups it's own thread...

You had one job #4

How on earth do you manage to load the wrong bloody film to a screen, the management software used to allocate media to screens will clearly show the name plus any manager worth their salt will check to make sure that everything is in order. It isn't as if Pokemon and La Llorona have even vaguely similar titles...  noooo:

https://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/1125826/Detective-Pikachu-Curse-of-La-Llorona-cinema-Montreal-children-tears-horror-movie-Pokemon
What about the shock and tears of those that came for gore and had to have that Pokemon shite?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10459 on: May 12, 2019, 09:21:35 PM »
Shouldn't have gone to Specsavers?

https://news.sky.com/story/specsavers-till-rings-up-eye-watering-4bn-price-for-bottle-of-eye-drops-11718352

'Specsavers till rings up eye-watering £4bn price for bottle of eye drops'
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10460 on: May 12, 2019, 09:36:29 PM »
Shouldn't have gone to Specsavers?

https://news.sky.com/story/specsavers-till-rings-up-eye-watering-4bn-price-for-bottle-of-eye-drops-11718352

'Specsavers till rings up eye-watering £4bn price for bottle of eye drops'
I said

'Specsavers till rings up eye-watering £4bn price for bottle of eye drops'
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10461 on: May 13, 2019, 04:05:02 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10462 on: May 14, 2019, 11:25:14 AM »
American Airlines Flight 5523 from Louisville to Charlotte is delayed because  . . . . . eeek:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/airline-pilot-indicted-triple-murder-arrested-louisville-airport-n1004656
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10463 on: May 14, 2019, 11:29:14 AM »
American Airlines Flight 5523 from Louisville to Charlotte is delayed because  . . . . . eeek:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/airline-pilot-indicted-triple-murder-arrested-louisville-airport-n1004656

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Thank fuck he didn't try to rid himself of the guilt by ending it all and taking a planeload of innocents with him!  scared2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10466 on: May 15, 2019, 09:16:55 AM »
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