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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10470 on: May 15, 2019, 12:05:45 PM »
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« Reply #10471 on: May 15, 2019, 01:54:18 PM »
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« Reply #10472 on: May 15, 2019, 03:01:25 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10473 on: May 15, 2019, 11:47:41 PM »
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« Reply #10474 on: May 15, 2019, 11:58:12 PM »
Pity Wenchy isn't still around, sounds like this could be an ideal job for her and Mr Wench...  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/15/harry-potter-fans-assemble-can-now-get-job-playing-professor-snape-75-per-hour-9548841/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10475 on: May 16, 2019, 05:14:40 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2019, 11:58:12 PM
Pity Wenchy isn't still around, sounds like this could be an ideal job for her and Mr Wench...  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/15/harry-potter-fans-assemble-can-now-get-job-playing-professor-snape-75-per-hour-9548841/

I wonder how they Wenchys are...?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10476 on: May 16, 2019, 08:39:02 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2019, 11:47:41 PM
Alright you old reprobates, what did you write?  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/14/can-crack-mystery-230-year-old-rock-inscription-9524884/
Does it say 'Attach Gromit x to sub-frame G using Screw Type 2'  ?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10477 on: May 16, 2019, 08:54:52 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10478 on: May 18, 2019, 06:03:36 PM »
Something tells me I'm better off not knowing what he was doing to get it bitten off in the first place...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7041687/Fisherman-killed-crocodile-bites-penis-Zimbabwe.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10479 on: May 18, 2019, 06:06:29 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 18, 2019, 06:03:36 PM
Something tells me I'm better off not knowing what he was doing to get it bitten off in the first place...  noooo:

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« Reply #10480 on: May 19, 2019, 01:27:02 AM »
Even with the 360 degree vision and security systems I give it a couple of weeks into the test before they start getting nicked en route...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7045673/This-droid-soon-delivering-shopping-street-near-following-successful-op-trial.html
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« Reply #10481 on: May 19, 2019, 01:48:39 AM »
Personally if I had been there I would have eaten my burger watching them and then gone and ordered another just to piss these idiots off. Does that make me a bad person....?  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7043781/Vegan-activists-storm-McDonalds-wearing-PIG-masks-spraying-fake-blood-floor.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10482 on: May 19, 2019, 02:24:30 AM »
On Ilkley Moor burnt 'at...  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/18/large-fire-rips-ilkley-moor-9595934/

Well I suppose they can always re-release this as a fundraiser to get the money to fix the place back up again.

http://youtu.be/u8MWb1FlODQ
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10483 on: May 19, 2019, 03:57:20 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 19, 2019, 02:24:30 AM
On Ilkley Moor burnt 'at...  redface:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/18/large-fire-rips-ilkley-moor-9595934/

Well I suppose they can always re-release this as a fundraiser to get the money to fix the place back up again.

http://youtu.be/u8MWb1FlODQ

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10484 on: May 19, 2019, 09:35:41 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 19, 2019, 01:48:39 AM
Personally if I had been there I would have eaten my burger watching them and then gone and ordered another just to piss these idiots off. Does that make me a bad person....?  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7043781/Vegan-activists-storm-McDonalds-wearing-PIG-masks-spraying-fake-blood-floor.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed
No (it doesn't make you a bad person)

They're just classic 'I want to fight, now find me a cause' shitheads
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