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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10485 on: May 19, 2019, 09:38:27 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 19, 2019, 01:27:02 AM
Even with the 360 degree vision and security systems I give it a couple of weeks into the test before they start getting nicked en route...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7045673/This-droid-soon-delivering-shopping-street-near-following-successful-op-trial.html
I'd give it less before it suffers an unfortunate encounter with someone's boot
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10486 on: May 21, 2019, 11:52:34 PM »
Wonder if this is one of Apey's customers...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7053879/Bride-branded-terrible-human-posting-rant-grooms-daughter.html

I have to admit, I will probably end up using crotch goblin as an insult at some point..  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10487 on: May 22, 2019, 07:41:10 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 21, 2019, 11:52:34 PM
Wonder if this is one of Apey's customers...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7053879/Bride-branded-terrible-human-posting-rant-grooms-daughter.html

I have to admit, I will probably end up using crotch goblin as an insult at some point..  redface:
eeek:   what a stupid cow

is it just me that read 'crotch goblin' and got totally the wrong meaning  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10488 on: May 22, 2019, 10:02:11 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 21, 2019, 11:52:34 PM
Wonder if this is one of Apey's customers...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7053879/Bride-branded-terrible-human-posting-rant-grooms-daughter.html

I have to admit, I will probably end up using crotch goblin as an insult at some point..  redface:

FFS!  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10489 on: May 23, 2019, 08:42:14 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10490 on: May 23, 2019, 10:09:12 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10491 on: May 23, 2019, 10:10:40 AM »
I imagine this has made Mr Darwin, sir, very fashionable  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10492 on: May 23, 2019, 10:17:02 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10493 on: May 23, 2019, 10:38:12 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 23, 2019, 10:10:40 AM
I imagine this has made Mr Darwin, sir, very fashionable  whistle:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10494 on: May 23, 2019, 10:18:50 PM »
Well we all suspected it and this may be the proof. Please stand by for the oncoming idiocracy..  noooo:

https://www.inc.com/jessica-stillman/we-are-all-getting-dumber-new-science-proves-no-one-is-sure-why.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10495 on: May 23, 2019, 10:23:13 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 23, 2019, 10:38:12 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 23, 2019, 10:10:40 AM
I imagine this has made Mr Darwin, sir, very fashionable  whistle:

happy001

I remain a fashion icon of course.  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10496 on: May 24, 2019, 03:24:55 AM »
Until I saw the price I was wondering if Nick was buying a new laptop...  noooo:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-48364204
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10497 on: May 24, 2019, 04:06:23 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 24, 2019, 03:24:55 AM
Until I saw the price I was wondering if Nick was buying a new laptop...  noooo:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-48364204

WHAT? Seriously, WHAT?  eeek:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10498 on: May 24, 2019, 08:25:49 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 24, 2019, 04:06:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 24, 2019, 03:24:55 AM
Until I saw the price I was wondering if Nick was buying a new laptop...  noooo:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-48364204

WHAT? Seriously, WHAT?  eeek:
eeek: eeek:  noooo:

And if they really find someone stupid to pay any money for it then you just know they'll reconnect it to the web to spread viruses to all their stupidest friends
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10499 on: May 24, 2019, 08:52:48 AM »
Quote from: Steve on May 24, 2019, 08:25:49 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 24, 2019, 04:06:23 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 24, 2019, 03:24:55 AM
Until I saw the price I was wondering if Nick was buying a new laptop...  noooo:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-48364204

WHAT? Seriously, WHAT?  eeek:
eeek: eeek:  noooo:

And if they really find someone stupid to pay any money for it then you just know they'll reconnect it to the web to spread viruses to all their stupidest friends

You think it was a pink one?  eeek:
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