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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10515 on: May 28, 2019, 01:34:45 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10516 on: May 29, 2019, 08:32:45 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10517 on: May 29, 2019, 09:14:02 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10518 on: May 29, 2019, 10:16:32 PM »
Why the hell would anyone want to do this to themselves? It looks about as convincing as Baldymort's hairpiece...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7081773/Brazilian-bodybuilder-risks-life-injecting-OIL-boost-biceps-23-inches.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10519 on: May 29, 2019, 11:43:04 PM »
Not a headline but...

"Francesca Bolton was eating McDonalds at Macdonalds Benidorm.
May 28 at 12:36 PM · Benidorm, Spain ·
Thank god for McDonald’s first proper food in 3 days...."


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10520 on: May 30, 2019, 02:58:32 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 29, 2019, 11:43:04 PM
Not a headline but...

"Francesca Bolton was eating McDonalds at Macdonalds Benidorm.
May 28 at 12:36 PM · Benidorm, Spain ·
Thank god for McDonald’s first proper food in 3 days...."


 noooo: noooo:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10521 on: May 30, 2019, 09:05:44 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10522 on: May 30, 2019, 09:07:59 AM »
Cat keeps rescue services busy for days and then when they're not looking walks home overnight   lol:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-48455242
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10523 on: May 30, 2019, 11:13:56 AM »
Quote from: Steve on May 30, 2019, 09:07:59 AM
Cat keeps rescue services busy for days and then when they're not looking walks home overnight   lol:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-48455242

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10524 on: May 30, 2019, 12:07:29 PM »
Tory leadership hopeful Rory Stewart apologises for smoking opium in Iran

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10525 on: May 30, 2019, 12:29:21 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 30, 2019, 12:07:29 PM
Tory leadership hopeful Rory Stewart apologises for smoking opium in Iran

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He'll make a good PM eh...?  noooo:

Still, he does look like Alfred E. Neuman which is a bonus!  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10526 on: May 30, 2019, 12:30:37 PM »
I was thinking more Planet of the Apes  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10527 on: May 30, 2019, 12:50:07 PM »
I always thought he was Harry Potter 30 years on

He’s no more PM material then Nick’s discarded shoe is

Still puts him better than the trio of evil (Boris, Gove and McVey) but imho the only one of the bunch with PM credibility is Mordaunt
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10528 on: May 30, 2019, 02:50:05 PM »
Pity about her Dickensian death-related name  whistle:

I still maintain that no one can look at a picture of Gove without spontaneously thinking "TWAT!"
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10529 on: May 30, 2019, 11:08:51 PM »
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