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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10592 on: June 18, 2019, 04:17:21 AM »
https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/drunk-man-invades-small-polish-town-in-soviet-tank/?source=facebook



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Granted you wouldn't have to worry about punctures any more but the fuel costs alone would mean you would have to have a permanently open wallet...  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10594 on: June 18, 2019, 06:36:41 AM »
They should do this for the Tory leadership debates....
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-48663289
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10595 on: June 18, 2019, 08:32:45 AM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10596 on: June 18, 2019, 08:34:18 AM »
https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/drunk-man-invades-small-polish-town-in-soviet-tank/?source=facebook



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" police determined the tank currently had no insurance to be on the road in the first place."

So what sort of insurance do you get for a tank?  Third Party Fire and Theft takes on a whole new meaning
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10597 on: June 18, 2019, 08:42:50 AM »
https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/drunk-man-invades-small-polish-town-in-soviet-tank/?source=facebook



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" police determined the tank currently had no insurance to be on the road in the first place."

So what sort of insurance do you get for a tank?  Third Party Fire and Theft takes on a whole new meaning

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10598 on: June 19, 2019, 03:33:31 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10599 on: June 19, 2019, 03:41:03 PM »
I've already accepted that I'm a bad person for laughing at this...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7156127/Woman-burns-cottage-pie-putting-MICROWAVE-45-minutes.html

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that this person isn't a member of MENSA...

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10600 on: June 19, 2019, 04:01:42 PM »
So for the sake of £1 and wokeness you got hammered for £1000 sex discrimination payout facepalm:

Fair play to the guy for donating the money to charity after paying his legal expenses.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/18/man-sues-brewdog-refused-pink-beer-girls-9993150/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10601 on: June 19, 2019, 06:30:32 PM »
So for the sake of £1 and wokeness you got hammered for £1000 sex discrimination payout facepalm:

Fair play to the guy for donating the money to charity after paying his legal expenses.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/18/man-sues-brewdog-refused-pink-beer-girls-9993150/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10602 on: June 21, 2019, 11:35:19 AM »
Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference between Amazon and Netflix.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7164349/20-000-Christians-sign-petition-demanding-Netflix-cancel-Amazons-Good-Omens.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10603 on: June 21, 2019, 02:24:33 PM »
Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference between Amazon and Netflix.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7164349/20-000-Christians-sign-petition-demanding-Netflix-cancel-Amazons-Good-Omens.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10604 on: June 21, 2019, 04:59:08 PM »
Have we had that weird one about the seal in Scotland that they have trained to sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star?
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