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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10650 on: July 05, 2019, 04:23:48 AM »
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« Reply #10651 on: July 05, 2019, 09:28:51 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 04, 2019, 10:22:29 PM
Penzance, says it all really. I wouldn't be surprised if the idiot saw moonshine in the name and decided to break in to raid the stills...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7213303/Bungling-burglar-gets-arm-stuck-shop-window-smashing.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed
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won't have too much difficulty getting the DNA evidence
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10652 on: July 05, 2019, 09:29:49 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10653 on: July 05, 2019, 12:57:49 PM »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-48871096

Lamborghini seized as man claims other uninsured car

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10654 on: July 05, 2019, 01:24:13 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10655 on: July 05, 2019, 01:53:33 PM »
I knew a guy who was an architect who specialised in restoring historic buildings. He lived in an early 18th century house in Clerkenwell. He restored it, but clearly without heating, running water or a bathroom or bog. or a working kitchen or electricity as they would be "inauthentic".

He married a friend of mine. She moved in and then had a baby.  The marriage fell apart quite quickly for some reason   rubschin:

He did show her how to heat water in a copper cauldron over a coal fire  :thumbsup:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10656 on: July 05, 2019, 02:01:48 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 05, 2019, 01:53:33 PM
I knew a guy who was an architect who specialised in restoring historic buildings. He lived in an early 18th century house in Clerkenwell. He restored it, but clearly without heating, running water or a bathroom or bog. or a working kitchen or electricity as they would be "inauthentic".

He married a friend of mine. She moved in and then had a baby.  The marriage fell apart quite quickly for some reason   rubschin:

He did show her how to heat water in a copper cauldron over a coal fire  :thumbsup:

Why I am not surprised ................















That they were friends of yours...... whistle:
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« Reply #10657 on: July 05, 2019, 02:04:19 PM »
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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« Reply #10658 on: July 05, 2019, 03:18:25 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10659 on: July 05, 2019, 03:20:35 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 05, 2019, 03:18:25 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 05, 2019, 12:57:49 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-48871096

Lamborghini seized as man claims other uninsured car

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happy002

Add a flat tyre and it could have been a story about Apey...  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10660 on: July 05, 2019, 05:20:27 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2019, 01:24:13 PM
Mr Darwin sir's mini me?

https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/27/man-identifies-1820-wears-historical-clothes-10079418/

He said: ‘It’s hard for men, we can’t show exuberance but I love what I do and I’m only doing it for my own enjoyment.’

That's Brighton for you.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10661 on: July 05, 2019, 05:26:48 PM »
20 years? Sounds lenient to me. I hope the ice cream maker takes her for a civil suit as well given that the recall costs could be massive.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/ice-cream-licker-viral-video-supermarket-walmart-lufkin-texas-a8989706.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10662 on: July 05, 2019, 07:40:45 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10663 on: July 05, 2019, 08:34:27 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2019, 05:26:48 PM
20 years? Sounds lenient to me. I hope the ice cream maker takes her for a civil suit as well given that the recall costs could be massive.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/ice-cream-licker-viral-video-supermarket-walmart-lufkin-texas-a8989706.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10664 on: July 05, 2019, 11:09:03 PM »
Quote from: Steve on July 05, 2019, 08:34:27 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2019, 05:26:48 PM
20 years? Sounds lenient to me. I hope the ice cream maker takes her for a civil suit as well given that the recall costs could be massive.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/ice-cream-licker-viral-video-supermarket-walmart-lufkin-texas-a8989706.html
Yep

Throw away the key

Saw another report on it earler, apparently pulling stunts like this is slowly becoming the latest challenge craze among Darwin fodder...  noooo:
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