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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10710 on: July 15, 2019, 05:35:02 PM »
So curing alcoholics by giving them ecstasy, what's the worst that could happen...  noooo:

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The study combined weekly psychotherapy sessions with monthly sessions in which they took MDMA – a form of ecstasy – and had therapy while high.

One said they felt more confident and 'energised', another said 'everything is so much clearer', while a third added 'a weight has been lifted off my shoulders'.


Am I being overly cynical for thinking they will just move from booze to drugs now?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7248767/Trial-using-MDMA-psychotherapy-stop-alcoholism-successfully-cures-four-people.html

Try drugs you say...?  rubschin:
And wash them down with booze?

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You do enough damage just on collapso if half of the stories are anything to go by...  noooo:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10711 on: July 15, 2019, 10:50:44 PM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10713 on: July 16, 2019, 04:25:47 AM »
Millennial Writer Cries at Work, Puts Mother on Speakerphone after Editor Corrects Her Spelling

FFS! What chance does she have of doing anything productive in her life...  noooo:


...apart from breeding obvs. facepalm:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10714 on: July 16, 2019, 05:02:30 AM »
Millennial Writer Cries at Work, Puts Mother on Speakerphone after Editor Corrects Her Spelling

FFS! What chance does she have of doing anything productive in her life...  noooo:


...apart from breeding obvs. facepalm:

You need to look at the bigger picture BM, this is the future of civilisation. Educashun at it's finest, can't spell but I'd put money on them being able to come up with tons of reasons why their boss is sexist/ageist/racist/religionist/ectist (delete as approproate).

If you want to really depress yourself go on to Google and type 'men can' then look at what shows in the drop down.

Basically we are fucked  surrender:
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10715 on: July 16, 2019, 09:40:45 AM »
Millennial Writer Cries at Work, Puts Mother on Speakerphone after Editor Corrects Her Spelling

FFS! What chance does she have of doing anything productive in her life...  noooo:


...apart from breeding obvs. facepalm:

You need to look at the bigger picture BM, this is the future of civilisation. Educashun at it's finest, can't spell but I'd put money on them being able to come up with tons of reasons why their boss is sexist/ageist/racist/religionist/ectist (delete as approproate).

If you want to really depress yourself go on to Google and type 'men can' then look at what shows in the drop down.

Basically we are fucked  surrender:
doomed we are
Well, whatever, nevermind



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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10722 on: July 17, 2019, 05:42:12 PM »
 rubschin:  did I say that ^

 noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10723 on: July 17, 2019, 05:43:45 PM »
Woman to be billed £85k for disrupting flight

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-49017838

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I do so hope those Extinction Rebellion people are watching.  Fly a drone near Heathrow, lose your house.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10724 on: July 17, 2019, 07:16:47 PM »
Woman to be billed £85k for disrupting flight

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-49017838

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I do so hope those Extinction Rebellion people are watching.  Fly a drone near Heathrow, lose your house.

Splendid!  eveilgrin:
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