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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10742 on: July 20, 2019, 05:08:21 AM »
Damn, if I'd known about this I'd have chanced my arm for gear to bung on Ebay at a later date.  Banghead

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https://techxplore.com/news/2019-07-shoppers-amazon-prime-day-glitch.html

The worst that would have happened would be that they pulled a Dell and cancelled the sale. (They once managed to cock up their website so badly that ADDING extras to their most expensive laptop reduced the price to the point that £2500 worth of computer cost £56)
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« Reply #10744 on: July 20, 2019, 05:38:04 AM »
Damn, if I'd known about this I'd have chanced my arm for gear to bung on Ebay at a later date.  Banghead

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https://techxplore.com/news/2019-07-shoppers-amazon-prime-day-glitch.html

The worst that would have happened would be that they pulled a Dell and cancelled the sale. (They once managed to cock up their website so badly that ADDING extras to their most expensive laptop reduced the price to the point that £2500 worth of computer cost £56)

Jeebus, why would people post about it until they got the goods in their hands...?  whacky115
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10746 on: July 21, 2019, 04:55:19 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10747 on: July 21, 2019, 06:22:28 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10748 on: July 22, 2019, 12:31:32 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10749 on: July 22, 2019, 04:07:34 AM »
Well they do say the Lord works in mysterious ways...  redface:

http://youtu.be/rcaDO7SY4-4

Honk if you think Antifa are arseholes...  redface: redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10750 on: July 22, 2019, 04:32:02 AM »
When drug dealers decide to take the piss...

https://www.newsweek.com/marijuana-farm-police-station-cannabis-1447567

Amazing that it was emptied just before the raid... ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10751 on: July 22, 2019, 07:47:43 AM »
For some reason the line from Silence of the Lambs "It rubs the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again" comes to mind...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7270441/Worlds-niche-housemate-ad-happy-naked-not-wear-deodorant-healing-plants.html

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Tomas De Torquemada wrote: 'I'm worried about the "naked + no deodorant" thing. Surely that will mean sweat dripping from armpits and not being soaked up by clothing? Will there be a slip hazard.'

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10752 on: July 22, 2019, 07:52:27 AM »
For some reason the line from Silence of the Lambs "It rubs the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again" comes to mind...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7270441/Worlds-niche-housemate-ad-happy-naked-not-wear-deodorant-healing-plants.html

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Tomas De Torquemada wrote: 'I'm worried about the "naked + no deodorant" thing. Surely that will mean sweat dripping from armpits and not being soaked up by clothing? Will there be a slip hazard.'

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10753 on: July 22, 2019, 08:11:39 AM »
Well they do say the Lord works in mysterious ways...  redface:

http://youtu.be/rcaDO7SY4-4

Honk if you think Antifa are arseholes...  redface: redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10754 on: July 22, 2019, 08:13:41 AM »
For some reason the line from Silence of the Lambs "It rubs the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again" comes to mind...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7270441/Worlds-niche-housemate-ad-happy-naked-not-wear-deodorant-healing-plants.html

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Tomas De Torquemada wrote: 'I'm worried about the "naked + no deodorant" thing. Surely that will mean sweat dripping from armpits and not being soaked up by clothing? Will there be a slip hazard.'

 sick2:

 noooo:
  noooo: noooo:
Well, whatever, nevermind