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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10785 on: July 31, 2019, 05:09:46 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2019, 04:31:02 AM
Well I suppose that this puts a different spin on the phrase 'swinging from the chandelier'  eeek:

https://nypost.com/2019/07/19/woman-plans-to-marry-91-year-old-chandelier-named-lumiere/

Oh FFS! Just lock her up...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10786 on: July 31, 2019, 05:19:13 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2019, 05:09:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2019, 04:31:02 AM
Well I suppose that this puts a different spin on the phrase 'swinging from the chandelier'  eeek:

https://nypost.com/2019/07/19/woman-plans-to-marry-91-year-old-chandelier-named-lumiere/

Oh FFS! Just lock her up...  noooo:

On the other hand Mr Darwin sir could turn the power back on while she is consummating the 'relationship'  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10787 on: July 31, 2019, 05:21:41 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2019, 05:19:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2019, 05:09:46 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2019, 04:31:02 AM
Well I suppose that this puts a different spin on the phrase 'swinging from the chandelier'  eeek:

https://nypost.com/2019/07/19/woman-plans-to-marry-91-year-old-chandelier-named-lumiere/

Oh FFS! Just lock her up...  noooo:

On the other hand Mr Darwin sir could turn the power back on while she is consummating the 'relationship'  whistle:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10788 on: July 31, 2019, 05:29:25 AM »
WTF??? Why?? What possesses a person to do something like this....  sick2:

https://nypost.com/2019/07/30/police-pop-woman-who-peed-on-potatoes-in-walmart/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10789 on: July 31, 2019, 05:47:20 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2019, 05:29:25 AM
WTF??? Why?? What possesses a person to do something like this....  sick2:

https://nypost.com/2019/07/30/police-pop-woman-who-peed-on-potatoes-in-walmart/

 noooo:

Another one that can be put to sleep... Gently... With a 9mm...
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10790 on: July 31, 2019, 05:51:29 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2019, 05:47:20 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2019, 05:29:25 AM
WTF??? Why?? What possesses a person to do something like this....  sick2:

https://nypost.com/2019/07/30/police-pop-woman-who-peed-on-potatoes-in-walmart/

 noooo:

Another one that can be put to sleep... Gently... With a 9mm...

It happened in America, bugger the gently with a 9mm malarky. It needs to be loudly with a .44  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10791 on: August 01, 2019, 07:09:55 AM »
The police say that this is perfectly legal......................interesting...  Sinister:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7307979/Electrician-wires-van-tool-thieves-1-000-volt-shock.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10792 on: August 01, 2019, 07:45:30 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10793 on: August 01, 2019, 08:29:28 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10794 on: August 01, 2019, 08:57:15 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10795 on: August 01, 2019, 09:38:44 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2019, 07:09:55 AM
The police say that this is perfectly legal......................interesting...  Sinister:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7307979/Electrician-wires-van-tool-thieves-1-000-volt-shock.html
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Legal until someone gets hurt, then it'll be illegal and the police will say he shouldn't have relied on their comment
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10796 on: August 01, 2019, 10:10:46 AM »
Quote from: Steve on August 01, 2019, 09:38:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2019, 07:09:55 AM
The police say that this is perfectly legal......................interesting...  Sinister:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7307979/Electrician-wires-van-tool-thieves-1-000-volt-shock.html
rubschin:

Legal until someone gets hurt, then it'll be illegal and the police will say he shouldn't have relied on their comment

So you just trick one of them into putting it into writing, emailling them the specs of whatever device you are designing and asking their opinion should do it.  eveilgrin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10797 on: August 03, 2019, 07:46:55 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10798 on: August 03, 2019, 09:54:54 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2019, 07:46:55 AM
Call me a cynic but something tells me that wokenography will finally kill the brand...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7316323/Playboy-hires-millennial-editors-new-woke-stance.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed
I'm surprised the brand survived into this century, who on earth needs it?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10799 on: August 03, 2019, 11:30:15 AM »
As tragic as this could have been, given the state of the mother and the fact that the daughter is in residential care somehow I don't think that we would have lost a nobel prize winner.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mums-fury-after-boots-pharmacist-18794050?int_source=taboola&int_medium=display&int_campaign=organic
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