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Offline apc2010

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10905 on: August 26, 2019, 12:12:40 PM »
Only Apple could create a credit card made out of titanium that can be damaged or discoloured by plastic cards, leather or denim...  happy002

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-49435687

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Apple fanboys will still sign-up for it...  noooo:

What is it with "apple" people ...for Dj-ing they are not pratical ..dj software...format of mp3 ..etc etc ...Yet on the Dj chat rooms a few wierdos use them ...and spend more time telling people how good they are than Dj-ing ..... rubschin:

I know that this is a stupid question, but hypothetically if you had blown a fortune on a piece of kit that turned out to be absolute wank would you admit to the mistake or defend it to the last...  rubschin:

THIS!

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10906 on: August 26, 2019, 01:41:47 PM »
Only Apple could create a credit card made out of titanium that can be damaged or discoloured by plastic cards, leather or denim...  happy002

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-49435687

 lol: lol: lol:

Apple fanboys will still sign-up for it...  noooo:

What is it with "apple" people ...for Dj-ing they are not pratical ..dj software...format of mp3 ..etc etc ...Yet on the Dj chat rooms a few wierdos use them ...and spend more time telling people how good they are than Dj-ing ..... rubschin:

I know that this is a stupid question, but hypothetically if you had blown a fortune on a piece of kit that turned out to be absolute wank would you admit to the mistake or defend it to the last...  rubschin:

THIS!

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Ok maybe I'm slow on the uptake as I'm running on about 5 hours sleep over the last 3 days but what am I missing here?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10907 on: August 26, 2019, 02:06:41 PM »
Only Apple could create a credit card made out of titanium that can be damaged or discoloured by plastic cards, leather or denim...  happy002

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-49435687

 lol: lol: lol:

Apple fanboys will still sign-up for it...  noooo:

What is it with "apple" people ...for Dj-ing they are not pratical ..dj software...format of mp3 ..etc etc ...Yet on the Dj chat rooms a few wierdos use them ...and spend more time telling people how good they are than Dj-ing ..... rubschin:

I know that this is a stupid question, but hypothetically if you had blown a fortune on a piece of kit that turned out to be absolute wank would you admit to the mistake or defend it to the last...  rubschin:

THIS!

 lol: lol: lol:

 Thumbs: Thumbs:

Ok maybe I'm slow on the uptake as I'm running on about 5 hours sleep over the last 3 days but what am I missing here?

Sleep......... Thumbs:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10908 on: August 26, 2019, 02:20:18 PM »
Only Apple could create a credit card made out of titanium that can be damaged or discoloured by plastic cards, leather or denim...  happy002

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-49435687

 lol: lol: lol:

Apple fanboys will still sign-up for it...  noooo:

What is it with "apple" people ...for Dj-ing they are not pratical ..dj software...format of mp3 ..etc etc ...Yet on the Dj chat rooms a few wierdos use them ...and spend more time telling people how good they are than Dj-ing ..... rubschin:

I know that this is a stupid question, but hypothetically if you had blown a fortune on a piece of kit that turned out to be absolute wank would you admit to the mistake or defend it to the last...  rubschin:

THIS!

 lol: lol: lol:

 Thumbs: Thumbs:

Ok maybe I'm slow on the uptake as I'm running on about 5 hours sleep over the last 3 days but what am I missing here?

Sleep......... Thumbs:

And the latest No Shit Sherlock award of 2019 goes to Apey...  Finger:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10909 on: August 26, 2019, 03:09:39 PM »
Only Apple could create a credit card made out of titanium that can be damaged or discoloured by plastic cards, leather or denim...  happy002

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-49435687

 lol: lol: lol:

Apple fanboys will still sign-up for it...  noooo:

What is it with "apple" people ...for Dj-ing they are not pratical ..dj software...format of mp3 ..etc etc ...Yet on the Dj chat rooms a few wierdos use them ...and spend more time telling people how good they are than Dj-ing ..... rubschin:

I know that this is a stupid question, but hypothetically if you had blown a fortune on a piece of kit that turned out to be absolute wank would you admit to the mistake or defend it to the last...  rubschin:

THIS!

 lol: lol: lol:

 Thumbs: Thumbs:

Ok maybe I'm slow on the uptake as I'm running on about 5 hours sleep over the last 3 days but what am I missing here?

Sleep......... Thumbs:
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Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10910 on: August 26, 2019, 03:21:12 PM »
Only Apple could create a credit card made out of titanium that can be damaged or discoloured by plastic cards, leather or denim...  happy002

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-49435687

 lol: lol: lol:

Apple fanboys will still sign-up for it...  noooo:

What is it with "apple" people ...for Dj-ing they are not pratical ..dj software...format of mp3 ..etc etc ...Yet on the Dj chat rooms a few wierdos use them ...and spend more time telling people how good they are than Dj-ing ..... rubschin:

I know that this is a stupid question, but hypothetically if you had blown a fortune on a piece of kit that turned out to be absolute wank would you admit to the mistake or defend it to the last...  rubschin:

THIS!

 lol: lol: lol:

 Thumbs: Thumbs:

Ok maybe I'm slow on the uptake as I'm running on about 5 hours sleep over the last 3 days but what am I missing here?

Sleep......... Thumbs:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10911 on: August 26, 2019, 08:08:32 PM »
Only Apple could create a credit card made out of titanium that can be damaged or discoloured by plastic cards, leather or denim...  happy002

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-49435687

 lol: lol: lol:

Apple fanboys will still sign-up for it...  noooo:

What is it with "apple" people ...for Dj-ing they are not pratical ..dj software...format of mp3 ..etc etc ...Yet on the Dj chat rooms a few wierdos use them ...and spend more time telling people how good they are than Dj-ing ..... rubschin:

I know that this is a stupid question, but hypothetically if you had blown a fortune on a piece of kit that turned out to be absolute wank would you admit to the mistake or defend it to the last...  rubschin:

THIS!

 lol: lol: lol:

 Thumbs: Thumbs:

Ok maybe I'm slow on the uptake as I'm running on about 5 hours sleep over the last 3 days but what am I missing here?

Sleep......... Thumbs:
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I mostly despair

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10912 on: August 26, 2019, 08:17:02 PM »
Only Apple could create a credit card made out of titanium that can be damaged or discoloured by plastic cards, leather or denim...  happy002

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-49435687

 lol: lol: lol:

Apple fanboys will still sign-up for it...  noooo:

What is it with "apple" people ...for Dj-ing they are not pratical ..dj software...format of mp3 ..etc etc ...Yet on the Dj chat rooms a few wierdos use them ...and spend more time telling people how good they are than Dj-ing ..... rubschin:

I know that this is a stupid question, but hypothetically if you had blown a fortune on a piece of kit that turned out to be absolute wank would you admit to the mistake or defend it to the last...  rubschin:

THIS!

 lol: lol: lol:

 Thumbs: Thumbs:

Ok maybe I'm slow on the uptake as I'm running on about 5 hours sleep over the last 3 days but what am I missing here?

Sleep......... Thumbs:
drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:

http://youtu.be/_M-BcQLEAJY

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10913 on: August 26, 2019, 08:23:48 PM »
Hey lads I think we've hit a nerve

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10917 on: August 27, 2019, 06:02:01 AM »
Replying to a complaint from a vegan customer about getting served milk with their breakfast by saying you will remove the apple sauce to stop it happening in future...  happy002





https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7395123/Thomas-Cook-passenger-served-vegan-breakfast-orange-juice-raisins-apple-sauce-MILK.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10918 on: August 27, 2019, 06:05:58 AM »
Here's a thought, instead of wasting money on shite like this why not fund extra beat officers instead  cussing:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7396895/Police-pay-Twitter-guru-bobbies-beat.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10919 on: August 27, 2019, 09:56:45 AM »
Replying to a complaint from a vegan customer about getting served milk with their breakfast by saying you will remove the apple sauce to stop it happening in future...  happy002





https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7395123/Thomas-Cook-passenger-served-vegan-breakfast-orange-juice-raisins-apple-sauce-MILK.html
FFS and we trust such lunatics to fly planes.  Banghead

"Oh we're sorry about the plane crash because we put water instead of fuel in the tanks, next time we'll make sure we use paint instead"
Well, whatever, nevermind