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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10920 on: August 27, 2019, 12:40:28 PM »
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Replying to a complaint from a vegan customer about getting served milk with their breakfast by saying you will remove the apple sauce to stop it happening in future...  happy002





https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7395123/Thomas-Cook-passenger-served-vegan-breakfast-orange-juice-raisins-apple-sauce-MILK.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10921 on: August 28, 2019, 02:50:18 AM »
Here's a holiday destination for BM and LL, she can leave him here while she goes and samples the vinyards...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7400513/French-chateau-collection-WARPLANES.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10922 on: August 28, 2019, 03:50:52 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2019, 02:50:18 AM
Here's a holiday destination for BM and LL, she can leave him here while she goes and samples the vinyards...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7400513/French-chateau-collection-WARPLANES.html

Wowzer!  eeek:  Thumbs:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10923 on: August 28, 2019, 10:00:17 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 28, 2019, 03:50:52 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2019, 02:50:18 AM
Here's a holiday destination for BM and LL, she can leave him here while she goes and samples the vinyards...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7400513/French-chateau-collection-WARPLANES.html

Wowzer!  eeek:  Thumbs:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10924 on: August 28, 2019, 02:34:47 PM »
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« Reply #10925 on: August 28, 2019, 02:35:46 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10926 on: August 28, 2019, 03:03:44 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 28, 2019, 02:35:46 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2019, 02:34:47 PM
Why am I not surprised...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7402137/Lout-Alfie-Patten-narrowly-avoids-jail-drunkenly-smashing-cars.html

Scum...  noooo:
Actually that's mild words to describe Judge Janet Waddicor who was duty bound to enforce the existing 2 year suspended sentence.  Somehow I suspect she lives nowhere near Hailsham where this little shit lives

He needs locking up for the public's protection.  If that means for life don't expect any tears from me

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10927 on: August 28, 2019, 03:22:16 PM »
Papa, just grilled a ham...  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7403077/Queen-singer-Freddie-Mercury-spotted-pork-chop.html

Maybe it's like that magic eye malarkey but I just can't see it  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10928 on: August 28, 2019, 03:36:04 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10929 on: August 28, 2019, 04:33:06 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10930 on: August 31, 2019, 11:19:06 PM »
Having to choose between Harpyson and Corbyn as potential leader, that would be like having to choose between herpes and syphilis  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7415027/Corbynistas-threaten-Harriet-Harman-deselection-ensure-Jeremy-Prime-Minister.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10931 on: August 31, 2019, 11:23:41 PM »
You joking?

Harman is basically a normal person you happen to disagree with (so do I).  Corbyn's an utter far left looney
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10932 on: August 31, 2019, 11:55:19 PM »
Quote from: Steve on August 31, 2019, 11:23:41 PM
You joking?

Harman is basically a normal person you happen to disagree with (so do I).  Corbyn's an utter far left looney

Harman normal?

  • The identitarian harridan who was hell bent on having female only candidate lists for constituencies regardless of the ability of those on said list.
  • The woman who was full of praise and support for the PIE including appearing on a press release proposing lowering the age of consent to 14.
  • The woman who is so bloody stupid that her blog account was hacked because she used Harriet as a login and Harman as a password, something she later admitted to during an interview on Sky.
  • The woman who is so arrogant that she tried to change the rules and exempt MP's expenses from freedom of information requests so that we plebs couldn't see what money was being wasted on.
  • The woman who proposed changed to the discrimination laws that meant employers would be legally allowed to discriminiate on the basis of race or gender where candidates are equally qualified despite it being in contravention of article 14 of the ECHR

And that's just what I can come up with off the top of my head.

She may not be as deranged as Corbyn but she is by no means a viable candidate for leadership. 
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10933 on: August 31, 2019, 11:59:33 PM »
She still wiped the floor with William Hague
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10934 on: September 01, 2019, 12:10:00 AM »
That's not exactly a glowing recommendation. Hague may have his moments but he isn't exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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