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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11070 on: October 01, 2019, 02:28:04 AM »
I dread to think what kind of off colour comments Apey could come up with over this one. A woman who was asked by a friend to keep an eye on her 'embarrassing box of sex toys' has a look inside to find it contained a severed head.  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7520769/Woman-arrested-asking-friend-look-box-sex-toys-contained-HUMAN-HEAD.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11071 on: October 01, 2019, 04:08:09 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2019, 02:28:04 AM
I dread to think what kind of off colour comments Apey could come up with over this one. A woman who was asked by a friend to keep an eye on her 'embarrassing box of sex toys' has a look inside to find it contained a severed head.  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7520769/Woman-arrested-asking-friend-look-box-sex-toys-contained-HUMAN-HEAD.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11072 on: October 01, 2019, 01:02:51 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 01, 2019, 04:08:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2019, 02:28:04 AM
I dread to think what kind of off colour comments Apey could come up with over this one. A woman who was asked by a friend to keep an eye on her 'embarrassing box of sex toys' has a look inside to find it contained a severed head.  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7520769/Woman-arrested-asking-friend-look-box-sex-toys-contained-HUMAN-HEAD.html

 eeek:

Too easy ......... noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11073 on: October 01, 2019, 03:36:21 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on October 01, 2019, 01:02:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 01, 2019, 04:08:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2019, 02:28:04 AM
I dread to think what kind of off colour comments Apey could come up with over this one. A woman who was asked by a friend to keep an eye on her 'embarrassing box of sex toys' has a look inside to find it contained a severed head.  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7520769/Woman-arrested-asking-friend-look-box-sex-toys-contained-HUMAN-HEAD.html

 eeek:

Too easy ......... noooo:

Since when has that stopped you before...?  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11074 on: October 02, 2019, 06:21:48 AM »
Time to traumatise Baldymort and Apey... This is from McDonalds Japanese advertising campaign.........enjoy your fries...  whistle:



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-7525967/Japanese-restaurant-ad-features-raunchy-Ronald-McDonald-PUBIC-HAIR-French-fries.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11075 on: October 02, 2019, 06:38:05 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11076 on: October 02, 2019, 06:41:45 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11077 on: October 02, 2019, 07:04:35 AM »
Quote from: Barman on October 02, 2019, 06:38:05 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 02, 2019, 06:21:48 AM
Time to traumatise Baldymort and Apey... This is from McDonalds Japanese advertising campaign.........enjoy your fries...  whistle:



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-7525967/Japanese-restaurant-ad-features-raunchy-Ronald-McDonald-PUBIC-HAIR-French-fries.html

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Could be worse, they could still be selling curly fries...  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11078 on: October 02, 2019, 07:11:38 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11079 on: October 02, 2019, 03:30:27 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11080 on: October 02, 2019, 03:59:40 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11081 on: October 05, 2019, 06:15:52 AM »
Does it make me a bad person that I have a strong urge to go there and eat a mahoosive bacon sarnie in front of these idiots...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7539867/Animal-Rebellion-Theyre-militant-vegan-wing-plan-stop-eating-meat-fish-dairy.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11082 on: October 05, 2019, 07:02:14 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 05, 2019, 06:15:52 AM
Does it make me a bad person that I have a strong urge to go there and eat a mahoosive bacon sarnie in front of these idiots...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7539867/Animal-Rebellion-Theyre-militant-vegan-wing-plan-stop-eating-meat-fish-dairy.html

Nutters...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11083 on: October 05, 2019, 11:40:31 AM »
Quote from: Barman on October 05, 2019, 07:02:14 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 05, 2019, 06:15:52 AM
Does it make me a bad person that I have a strong urge to go there and eat a mahoosive bacon sarnie in front of these idiots...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7539867/Animal-Rebellion-Theyre-militant-vegan-wing-plan-stop-eating-meat-fish-dairy.html

Nutters...  noooo:
facepalm:  no I take that back, let's go with  doublefacepalm  cussing:

Not sure what I hope for most

- only 3 people and a dog actually turn up

- whoever does try to eff up someone else's day gets arrested and the key is lost

- their diesel powered transport collides head on with Extinction Rebellions's diesel powered fire engine

- all of the above

These are just saddoes looking for causes to be angry about to cover their own inadequacies
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11084 on: October 05, 2019, 04:16:46 PM »
Whisky capsules? Wonder how long it will be before some pissed up idiot eats a detergent pod by mistake.



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7540811/Whisky-maker-savaged-unveiling-easy-drink-capsules-replace-traditional-bottles.html
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