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Offline apc2010

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11205 on: October 27, 2019, 08:13:14 PM »
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« Reply #11206 on: October 28, 2019, 07:38:05 AM »
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« Reply #11207 on: October 28, 2019, 09:24:58 AM »
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« Reply #11208 on: October 28, 2019, 10:17:01 AM »
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« Reply #11209 on: October 28, 2019, 03:13:51 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11210 on: October 29, 2019, 03:54:19 AM »
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« Reply #11211 on: October 29, 2019, 06:13:10 AM »
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« Reply #11212 on: October 29, 2019, 03:34:27 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11213 on: October 29, 2019, 03:37:29 PM »
Quote from: Steve on October 29, 2019, 03:34:27 PM
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Acupuncture for masochists???  eeek: eeek:

https://news.sky.com/story/india-daredevils-set-new-record-for-most-layers-in-bed-of-nails-sandwich-11844758

OMG!  Shocked:
more like  whacky115

Don't they have No More Nails in India then?

I don't know about No More Nails but I certainly think there is a nail shortage over there as most of them were used in the leaning tower of idiots...  noooo:
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« Reply #11214 on: October 29, 2019, 03:44:53 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11215 on: October 31, 2019, 02:45:04 AM »
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7632457/Luxury-Marbella-home-expert-earning-2-000-day.html

Here's a thought, if you want to cut down on unnecessary spending then cancel this guys contract and sack whichever fucking idiot thought it would be a good idea to bring him aboard. At almost 2 grand per day he earns about the same per year as the combined wages of 24 Band 5 nurses!!! These would be the same nurses who have to deal with the fallout of whatever cutbacks he makes during his time there 'streamlining' operations.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11216 on: October 31, 2019, 02:51:47 AM »
This is pawsibly the strangest story of today  redface: You identify as a cat..............?  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7629757/Woman-31-identified-CAT-teenage-years.html

Apey.......let punnage commence...  whistle:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11217 on: October 31, 2019, 09:49:02 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 31, 2019, 02:45:04 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7632457/Luxury-Marbella-home-expert-earning-2-000-day.html

Here's a thought, if you want to cut down on unnecessary spending then cancel this guys contract and sack whichever fucking idiot thought it would be a good idea to bring him aboard. At almost 2 grand per day he earns about the same per year as the combined wages of 24 Band 5 nurses!!! These would be the same nurses who have to deal with the fallout of whatever cutbacks he makes during his time there 'streamlining' operations.

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Surely the key question the Daily Misery is avoiding is has he saved them more money than he costs?

Consultants always cost a lot in the short term (ask Nick?), the trick is finding out which ones are worth it
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11218 on: October 31, 2019, 09:52:44 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 31, 2019, 02:51:47 AM
This is pawsibly the strangest story of today  redface: You identify as a cat..............?  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7629757/Woman-31-identified-CAT-teenage-years.html

Apey.......let punnage commence...  whistle:
whacky115

And that's just the bloke for putting up with the fur balls, half eaten mice and having to make en effin large cat door. 
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11219 on: October 31, 2019, 10:08:39 AM »
Quote from: Steve on October 31, 2019, 09:52:44 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 31, 2019, 02:51:47 AM
This is pawsibly the strangest story of today  redface: You identify as a cat..............?  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7629757/Woman-31-identified-CAT-teenage-years.html

Apey.......let punnage commence...  whistle:
whacky115

And that's just the bloke for putting up with the fur balls, half eaten mice and having to make en effin large cat door.

JUST TMJs......... noooo:
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