Fantastic Headlines

[Barman]

A statue of Jesus in India mysteriously began dripping water from its toes. Worshippers started collecting it and drinking it believing it was holy. The source of the water was later found to be a clogged toilet near the statue.

[Steve]

A statue of Jesus in India mysteriously began dripping water from its toes. Worshippers started collecting it and drinking it believing it was holy. The source of the water was later found to be a clogged toilet near the statue.

[Darwins Selection]

A statue of Jesus in India mysteriously began dripping water from its toes. Worshippers started collecting it and drinking it believing it was holy. The source of the water was later found to be a clogged toilet near the statue.

[Grumpmeister]

A statue of Jesus in India mysteriously began dripping water from its toes. Worshippers started collecting it and drinking it believing it was holy. The source of the water was later found to be a clogged toilet near the statue.

 

Depending on the colour of the water I believe the term could be 'holy shit' 

[Barman]

A statue of Jesus in India mysteriously began dripping water from its toes. Worshippers started collecting it and drinking it believing it was holy. The source of the water was later found to be a clogged toilet near the statue.

 

Depending on the colour of the water I believe the term could be 'holy shit' 

 

[apc2010]

A statue of Jesus in India mysteriously began dripping water from its toes. Worshippers started collecting it and drinking it believing it was holy. The source of the water was later found to be a clogged toilet near the statue.

 

Depending on the colour of the water I believe the term could be 'holy shit' 

 

 

[Darwins Selection]

A statue of Jesus in India mysteriously began dripping water from its toes. Worshippers started collecting it and drinking it believing it was holy. The source of the water was later found to be a clogged toilet near the statue.

 

Depending on the colour of the water I believe the term could be 'holy shit' 

 

 

[Grumpmeister]

Miss D's man sorts out her Christmas present... 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7715337/Chocs-robbers-Thief-steals-20-tonnes-CHOCOLATE-worth-43-000-Austria.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news

 

[Barman]

Miss D's man sorts out her Christmas present... 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7715337/Chocs-robbers-Thief-steals-20-tonnes-CHOCOLATE-worth-43-000-Austria.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news

 

 

[Grumpmeister]

For all those of you who thinks skynet is here you may want to pass on reading this. IBM created an AI that has been able to debate humans on the dangers of artificial intelligence...

On the proposition side, arguing that AI will bring more harm than good, Project Debater’s opening remarks were darkly ironic. “AI can cause a lot of harm,” it said. “AI will not be able to make a decision that is the morally correct one, because morality is unique to humans.”

 

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2224585-robot-debates-humans-about-the-dangers-of-artificial-intelligence/?utm_campaign=RSS|NSNS&utm_source=NSNS&utm_medium=RSS&utm_content=technology

[Grumpmeister]

And of course I'm not having fun winding up the locals over this.....................nope not at all... 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7726855/Cornish-folk-furious-legend-claiming-clotted-cream-invented-DEVON.html

[Grumpmeister]

The procedure doesn't exist to re-implant an ectopic pregnancy that has been removed to save the mothers life, plus even if it did it would just endanger the mother all over again. Words fail me...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7706991/Ohio-anti-abortionists-want-doctors-implant-ectopic-pregnancies.html

[Barman]

The procedure doesn't exist to re-implant an ectopic pregnancy that has been removed to save the mothers life, plus even if it did it would just endanger the mother all over again. Words fail me...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7706991/Ohio-anti-abortionists-want-doctors-implant-ectopic-pregnancies.html

 

[Steve]

The procedure doesn't exist to re-implant an ectopic pregnancy that has been removed to save the mothers life, plus even if it did it would just endanger the mother all over again. Words fail me...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7706991/Ohio-anti-abortionists-want-doctors-implant-ectopic-pregnancies.html

 

FFS there's a horrible irony here that the parents of these rabid anti abortionists didn't have them aborted

[Steve]

Fantastic headline or someone just taking the piss

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50619955

Human urine forces cinema evacuation in Washington state