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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11445 on: January 13, 2020, 08:13:10 PM »

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11446 on: January 14, 2020, 02:40:25 AM »
FFS! Idiocracy was a shite film, not a blueprint for government. It's only a couple of days since this vacuous idiot was stating she was going to move to Nigeria.  noooo:

If you think that "I deadass have so much ideas" is an actual sentence and not gormless gibberish it's going to take a hell of a lot more than going back to school to give you an IQ that hits double figures.

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/cardi-b-floats-congress-bid-i-deadass-have-sooo-much-ideas
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11447 on: January 14, 2020, 05:27:01 AM »
FFS! Idiocracy was a shite film, not a blueprint for government. It's only a couple of days since this vacuous idiot was stating she was going to move to Nigeria.  noooo:

If you think that "I deadass have so much ideas" is an actual sentence and not gormless gibberish it's going to take a hell of a lot more than going back to school to give you an IQ that hits double figures.

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/cardi-b-floats-congress-bid-i-deadass-have-sooo-much-ideas

 noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11448 on: January 14, 2020, 09:36:31 AM »
FFS! Idiocracy was a shite film, not a blueprint for government. It's only a couple of days since this vacuous idiot was stating she was going to move to Nigeria.  noooo:

If you think that "I deadass have so much ideas" is an actual sentence and not gormless gibberish it's going to take a hell of a lot more than going back to school to give you an IQ that hits double figures.

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/cardi-b-floats-congress-bid-i-deadass-have-sooo-much-ideas

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11449 on: January 16, 2020, 02:23:11 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11452 on: January 16, 2020, 10:35:53 AM »
Vibrating rolling pin........?  facepalm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7890055/Woman-accused-using-sex-toy-make-homemade-tortillas.html
lol: lol: lol:

So how long do you think it will be between someone working for Durex seeing that article and head office getting a suggestion for a new novelty shaped toy...  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11453 on: January 16, 2020, 10:41:21 AM »
Vibrating rolling pin........?  facepalm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7890055/Woman-accused-using-sex-toy-make-homemade-tortillas.html
lol: lol: lol:

So how long do you think it will be between someone working for Durex seeing that article and head office getting a suggestion for a new novelty shaped toy...  lol:
Or a novelty shaped tortilla?
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11454 on: January 16, 2020, 10:03:46 PM »
'UK pub numbers rise for the first time in a decade'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-51135755

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11455 on: January 17, 2020, 02:09:30 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11456 on: January 17, 2020, 07:59:53 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11457 on: January 17, 2020, 08:05:35 AM »
'UK pub numbers rise for the first time in a decade'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-51135755

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