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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11535 on: January 28, 2020, 05:55:32 PM »
Did you spend months in bookshops?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11536 on: January 28, 2020, 06:05:46 PM »
Did you spend months in bookshops?

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11538 on: January 29, 2020, 12:27:24 AM »
They said the teenager, who was wearing a tag at the time he was killed on Monday afternoon, had once been 'badly behaved' but was getting his life back on track.

But they fear he may have been caught up in a 'postcode war' among rival gangs.

The first attack on Louis came at 11am. The second followed a youth offending team meeting in Battersea, where staff offered him a £50 Tesco voucher if he was home with his mother by 6pm.

So they "bribe" you to be good ??/   and he was on tag ??/........ rubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11539 on: January 29, 2020, 10:35:22 AM »
It looks like the intelligence section of the police selection criteria is taking the piss....  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7941761/Police-officer-freed-armed-colleagues-getting-locked-toilet.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11540 on: January 29, 2020, 10:41:21 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11541 on: January 29, 2020, 03:58:12 PM »
There are sore losers and then there is just being bloody pathetic, trying to set up a campaign to have the Ode to Joy as the UK chart No. 1 this week...  noooo:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1234260/brexit-latest-news-boris-johnson-leave-EU-January-31-caroline-voaden-liberal-democrats

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11542 on: January 29, 2020, 05:01:47 PM »
It looks like the intelligence section of the police selection criteria is taking the piss....  redface:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7941761/Police-officer-freed-armed-colleagues-getting-locked-toilet.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11543 on: January 29, 2020, 05:07:14 PM »
There are sore losers and then there is just being bloody pathetic, trying to set up a campaign to have the Ode to Joy as the UK chart No. 1 this week...  noooo:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1234260/brexit-latest-news-boris-johnson-leave-EU-January-31-caroline-voaden-liberal-democrats

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And look which one is winning  https://www.amazon.co.uk/Best-Sellers-MP3-Downloads/zgbs/dmusic/digital-music-track


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11544 on: January 29, 2020, 05:18:23 PM »
There are sore losers and then there is just being bloody pathetic, trying to set up a campaign to have the Ode to Joy as the UK chart No. 1 this week...  noooo:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1234260/brexit-latest-news-boris-johnson-leave-EU-January-31-caroline-voaden-liberal-democrats

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And look which one is winning  https://www.amazon.co.uk/Best-Sellers-MP3-Downloads/zgbs/dmusic/digital-music-track

Won the battle but lost the war eh...?  ;)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11545 on: January 29, 2020, 05:51:07 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11546 on: January 29, 2020, 07:20:01 PM »
The problem is that even if it ends up at No. 1 Andre Rieu is such an international star that there is no way of knowing whether the people who bought the track did so because of a protest or because it was by him.  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11547 on: January 29, 2020, 07:37:10 PM »
The problem is that even if it ends up at No. 1 Andre Rieu is such an international star that there is no way of knowing whether the people who bought the track did so because of a protest or because it was by him.  noooo:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11548 on: January 29, 2020, 11:45:34 PM »
The moment the pilot of an aircraft says the flight has to turn back and return to the airport, it could trigger a sense of panic when your mind races through all the dangerous ways you might die in a plane. However, in a rather interesting case, it was a harmless baby that made a flight return around.

Everything seemed to be going fine on the Saudi Arabian Airlines flight that was scheduled to do a trip from Saudi Arabia to Malaysia. When the Flight SV832 began its journey, a young mother got the shock of her life when she realized her baby was not with her and was still at the airport's terminal, as reported by The Guardian.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11549 on: January 30, 2020, 05:24:00 AM »
The moment the pilot of an aircraft says the flight has to turn back and return to the airport, it could trigger a sense of panic when your mind races through all the dangerous ways you might die in a plane. However, in a rather interesting case, it was a harmless baby that made a flight return around.

Everything seemed to be going fine on the Saudi Arabian Airlines flight that was scheduled to do a trip from Saudi Arabia to Malaysia. When the Flight SV832 began its journey, a young mother got the shock of her life when she realized her baby was not with her and was still at the airport's terminal, as reported by The Guardian.

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