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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11775 on: March 07, 2020, 06:49:27 PM »
Bloody hell, contract Coronavirus and end up being quarrantined in a hotel which then collapses...  eeek:

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What's Chinese for Nick?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8086077/Hotel-China-holding-coronavirus-victims-quarantine-collapses.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11776 on: March 07, 2020, 10:07:00 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2020, 06:49:27 PM
Bloody hell, contract Coronavirus and end up being quarrantined in a hotel which then collapses...  eeek:

 rubschin:

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What's Chinese for Nick?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8086077/Hotel-China-holding-coronavirus-victims-quarantine-collapses.html
eeek: eeek: Shocked:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11777 on: March 07, 2020, 10:10:49 PM »
Quote from: Steve on March 07, 2020, 10:07:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2020, 06:49:27 PM
Bloody hell, contract Coronavirus and end up being quarrantined in a hotel which then collapses...  eeek:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

What's Chinese for Nick?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8086077/Hotel-China-holding-coronavirus-victims-quarantine-collapses.html
eeek: eeek: Shocked:

Stop laughing at the back ........ redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11778 on: March 09, 2020, 01:36:03 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11779 on: March 09, 2020, 02:00:30 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2020, 01:36:03 PM
Call me picky but surely that argument would apply for the whole of Tadley...?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8091253/Plans-Lidl-supermarket-just-600-yards-atomic-warhead-factory-set-blocked.html
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Bet Tadley residents are just delighted that not only won't they get a Lidl but their house prices just took a tumble too
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11780 on: March 09, 2020, 02:01:19 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11781 on: March 09, 2020, 03:08:40 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11782 on: March 09, 2020, 03:12:30 PM »
Not a headline you expect to see often "Macron SNUBBED: French leader's desperate coronavirus plea ignored by thousands of smurfs"  lol:

Seeing as the yellow vest protests are still going on I wonder if it is worth suggesting as the new protestors uniform just to make the bugger completely paranoid  eveilgrin:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1252816/coronavirus-france-latest-news-emmanuel-macron-smurfs-world-record-video
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11783 on: March 09, 2020, 03:24:13 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2020, 03:12:30 PM
Not a headline you expect to see often "Macron SNUBBED: French leader's desperate coronavirus plea ignored by thousands of smurfs"  lol:

Seeing as the yellow vest protests are still going on I wonder if it is worth suggesting as the new protestors uniform just to make the bugger completely paranoid  eveilgrin:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1252816/coronavirus-france-latest-news-emmanuel-macron-smurfs-world-record-video

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11784 on: March 09, 2020, 05:14:15 PM »
Quote from: Steve on March 09, 2020, 02:00:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2020, 01:36:03 PM
Call me picky but surely that argument would apply for the whole of Tadley...?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8091253/Plans-Lidl-supermarket-just-600-yards-atomic-warhead-factory-set-blocked.html
Quite

Bet Tadley residents are just delighted that not only won't they get a Lidl but their house prices just took a tumble too
Tadley was 4 houses and a pub until the early 50's when the airfield was converted to A-bomb central. House prices have no doubt reflected that all along.
I suspect vested interests are at work as there is large Sainsburys very near the proposed site. About 150 yards as the Alpha particle flies.
They recently gave permission for a large housing estate between the proposed Lidl and the nukes.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11785 on: March 09, 2020, 08:32:39 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2020, 05:14:15 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 09, 2020, 02:00:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2020, 01:36:03 PM
Call me picky but surely that argument would apply for the whole of Tadley...?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8091253/Plans-Lidl-supermarket-just-600-yards-atomic-warhead-factory-set-blocked.html
Quite

Bet Tadley residents are just delighted that not only won't they get a Lidl but their house prices just took a tumble too
Tadley was 4 houses and a pub until the early 50's when the airfield was converted to A-bomb central. House prices have no doubt reflected that all along.
I suspect vested interests are at work as there is large Sainsburys very near the proposed site. About 150 yards as the Alpha particle flies.
They recently gave permission for a large housing estate between the proposed Lidl and the nukes.

^^^ Quite :thumbsup:

I live three miles from the site. The main concerns are about queing traffic and the delivery vehicles getting in and out of the proposed site. A nuclear blast would greatly reduce the crime rate in Hampshire and Berkshire; many residents are bitmaccers or lucky white heather sellers
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11786 on: March 09, 2020, 09:08:24 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on March 09, 2020, 08:32:39 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2020, 05:14:15 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 09, 2020, 02:00:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2020, 01:36:03 PM
Call me picky but surely that argument would apply for the whole of Tadley...?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8091253/Plans-Lidl-supermarket-just-600-yards-atomic-warhead-factory-set-blocked.html
Quite

Bet Tadley residents are just delighted that not only won't they get a Lidl but their house prices just took a tumble too
Tadley was 4 houses and a pub until the early 50's when the airfield was converted to A-bomb central. House prices have no doubt reflected that all along.
I suspect vested interests are at work as there is large Sainsburys very near the proposed site. About 150 yards as the Alpha particle flies.
They recently gave permission for a large housing estate between the proposed Lidl and the nukes.

^^^ Quite :thumbsup:

I live three miles from the site. The main concerns are about queing traffic and the delivery vehicles getting in and out of the proposed site. A nuclear blast would greatly reduce the crime rate in Hampshire and Berkshire; many residents are bitmaccers or lucky white heather sellers

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11787 on: March 09, 2020, 09:34:24 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on March 09, 2020, 08:32:39 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2020, 05:14:15 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 09, 2020, 02:00:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2020, 01:36:03 PM
Call me picky but surely that argument would apply for the whole of Tadley...?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8091253/Plans-Lidl-supermarket-just-600-yards-atomic-warhead-factory-set-blocked.html
Quite

Bet Tadley residents are just delighted that not only won't they get a Lidl but their house prices just took a tumble too
Tadley was 4 houses and a pub until the early 50's when the airfield was converted to A-bomb central. House prices have no doubt reflected that all along.
I suspect vested interests are at work as there is large Sainsburys very near the proposed site. About 150 yards as the Alpha particle flies.
They recently gave permission for a large housing estate between the proposed Lidl and the nukes.

^^^ Quite :thumbsup:

I live three miles from the site. The main concerns are about queing traffic and the delivery vehicles getting in and out of the proposed site. A nuclear blast would greatly reduce the crime rate in Hampshire and Berkshire; many residents are bitmaccers or lucky white heather sellers
Just make it a day when you're away then
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11788 on: March 10, 2020, 12:06:47 AM »
https://www.thepostmillennial.com/watch-mexico-city-feminists-accidentally-firebomb-themselves-in-pro-abortion-protest-2

While I'm by no means condoning rioting and violence here how on earth do you manage to cock up throwing a Molotov that badly? noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11789 on: March 10, 2020, 12:33:17 AM »
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