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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11820 on: March 24, 2020, 09:44:07 AM »
What the fuck? Who the hell would think it's a great idea to drill holes in ambulance tyre, especially now???  cussing:

https://www.kentonline.co.uk/thanet/news/holes-drilled-in-tyres-as-six-ambulances-attacked-224229/
In a word:  cunts

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11821 on: March 24, 2020, 10:12:45 AM »
What the fuck? Who the hell would think it's a great idea to drill holes in ambulance tyre, especially now???  cussing:

https://www.kentonline.co.uk/thanet/news/holes-drilled-in-tyres-as-six-ambulances-attacked-224229/
In a word:  cunts

In the case of these scrotes once they are identified, should they contract the virus I'd suggest the Chinese method of dealing with them as punishment. Seal them in their home(s) and let nature take it's course.  evil:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11822 on: March 24, 2020, 01:05:17 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11824 on: March 24, 2020, 01:09:34 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11825 on: March 24, 2020, 01:11:39 PM »

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11826 on: March 24, 2020, 01:20:29 PM »
Uh oh, wine and beer stocks are running low....  scared2:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/23/wine-beer-stocks-run-low-government-prepares-launch-anti-stockpiling/

Not here...  cloud9:

I still have mead so I'm fine  cloud9:

Besides coffee is my vice of choice  whistle:

Another food/drink in wrong thread ......... whistle:

This could be the new pub game, how quickly can you crowbar in a food reference into random threads...  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11827 on: March 24, 2020, 01:26:38 PM »
Uh oh, wine and beer stocks are running low....  scared2:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/23/wine-beer-stocks-run-low-government-prepares-launch-anti-stockpiling/

Not here...  cloud9:

I still have mead so I'm fine  cloud9:

Besides coffee is my vice of choice  whistle:

Another food/drink in wrong thread ......... whistle:

This could be the new pub game, how quickly can you crowbar in a food reference into random threads...  whistle:

Like PICNIC........ rubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11828 on: March 24, 2020, 01:31:16 PM »
Uh oh, wine and beer stocks are running low....  scared2:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/23/wine-beer-stocks-run-low-government-prepares-launch-anti-stockpiling/

Not here...  cloud9:

I still have mead so I'm fine  cloud9:

Besides coffee is my vice of choice  whistle:

Another food/drink in wrong thread ......... whistle:

This could be the new pub game, how quickly can you crowbar in a food reference into random threads...  whistle:

Like PICNIC........ rubschin:

Given how often it gets used for BM and Nick events that one doesn't count.  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11829 on: March 24, 2020, 01:35:52 PM »
Uh oh, wine and beer stocks are running low....  scared2:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/23/wine-beer-stocks-run-low-government-prepares-launch-anti-stockpiling/

Not here...  cloud9:

I still have mead so I'm fine  cloud9:

Besides coffee is my vice of choice  whistle:

Another food/drink in wrong thread ......... whistle:

This could be the new pub game, how quickly can you crowbar in a food reference into random threads...  whistle:

Like PICNIC........ rubschin:

Given how often it gets used for BM and Nick events that one doesn't count.  noooo:

Food for thought ......... rubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11830 on: March 24, 2020, 01:48:35 PM »
Uh oh, wine and beer stocks are running low....  scared2:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/23/wine-beer-stocks-run-low-government-prepares-launch-anti-stockpiling/

Not here...  cloud9:

I still have mead so I'm fine  cloud9:

Besides coffee is my vice of choice  whistle:

Another food/drink in wrong thread ......... whistle:

This could be the new pub game, how quickly can you crowbar in a food reference into random threads...  whistle:

Like PICNIC........ rubschin:

Given how often it gets used for BM and Nick events that one doesn't count.  noooo:

Food for thought ......... rubschin:

Why do I get the feeling I've created a monster...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11831 on: March 24, 2020, 01:53:30 PM »
Uh oh, wine and beer stocks are running low....  scared2:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/23/wine-beer-stocks-run-low-government-prepares-launch-anti-stockpiling/

Not here...  cloud9:

I still have mead so I'm fine  cloud9:

Besides coffee is my vice of choice  whistle:

Another food/drink in wrong thread ......... whistle:

This could be the new pub game, how quickly can you crowbar in a food reference into random threads...  whistle:

Like PICNIC........ rubschin:

Given how often it gets used for BM and Nick events that one doesn't count.  noooo:

Food for thought ......... rubschin:

Why do I get the feeling I've created a monster...  noooo:

Monster Munch ....beef or pickled onion ......... rubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11832 on: March 24, 2020, 01:54:31 PM »
Uh oh, wine and beer stocks are running low....  scared2:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/23/wine-beer-stocks-run-low-government-prepares-launch-anti-stockpiling/

Not here...  cloud9:

I still have mead so I'm fine  cloud9:

Besides coffee is my vice of choice  whistle:

Another food/drink in wrong thread ......... whistle:

This could be the new pub game, how quickly can you crowbar in a food reference into random threads...  whistle:

Like PICNIC........ rubschin:

Given how often it gets used for BM and Nick events that one doesn't count.  noooo:

Food for thought ......... rubschin:

Why do I get the feeling I've created a monster...  noooo:

Monster Munch ....beef or pickled onion ......... rubschin:

Piss off you two!  cussing:

Bad enough being locked down...  evil:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11833 on: March 24, 2020, 01:56:17 PM »
Uh oh, wine and beer stocks are running low....  scared2:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/23/wine-beer-stocks-run-low-government-prepares-launch-anti-stockpiling/

Not here...  cloud9:

I still have mead so I'm fine  cloud9:

Besides coffee is my vice of choice  whistle:

Another food/drink in wrong thread ......... whistle:

This could be the new pub game, how quickly can you crowbar in a food reference into random threads...  whistle:

Like PICNIC........ rubschin:

Given how often it gets used for BM and Nick events that one doesn't count.  noooo:

Food for thought ......... rubschin:

Why do I get the feeling I've created a monster...  noooo:

Monster Munch ....beef or pickled onion ......... rubschin:

Piss off you two!  cussing:

Bad enough being locked down...  evil:

I've just had the stay in your homes or else text from the gubberment.  noooo:

You do realise that everyone on here is going to get worse as we all get cabin fever.  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11834 on: March 24, 2020, 02:31:44 PM »
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/democrats-block-key-vote-on-2-trillion-coronavirus-bill-as-senate-floor-erupts-with-partisan-anger/ar-BB11xjB8

FFS! The existing bill is aimed to put money into people's hands so that they can survive, into businesses so that the economy doesn't crash and into medical care so that hospitals and staff have the resources they need to treat patients and Pelosi and Schumer are trying to hijack the fucking thing so that they can force through ill advised ideological bullshit additions that have nothing to so with the current crisis including:

Increasing the bargaining power of the unions
Imposing racial and gender pay equity provisions
Diversity on corporate boards
Increase use of minority owned banks by Federal offices.
Cancel all debt owed to the Treasury by the US Postal service
Increased fuel emission standards and mandatory carbon offsets for airlines
Tax credits for alternative energy programs
Student loan payment deferment
Suspending various aspects of immigration laws
Imposing requirements on states for early voting, postal voting, required mailing of absentee ballots to everyone and ballot harvesting.
Imposing online voter registration and same day registration.

Now what the fuck does any of that have to do with the current crisis, at a stretch the only one I can see out of that which is even slightly relevant would be student loan deferment given that the universities are currently closed.

This is a time where partisan bickering needs to be put aside for the benefit of the country and it's citizens. This is nothing more than a disgusting betrayal of the electorate. To borrow a line from Picard, sheer fucking hubris. Come the election this is going to be the death knell for the Democrats and they damn well deserve it.  Banghead
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