Fantastic Headlines

[Barman]

I'm pretty sure that isn't what they mean by autoeroticism... 

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/30/driver-spotted-masturbating-m6-motorway-12637261/

I'll leave the hard shoulder jokes to Apey 

 

[Just One More]

I'm pretty sure that isn't what they mean by autoeroticism... 

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/30/driver-spotted-masturbating-m6-motorway-12637261/

I'll leave the hard shoulder jokes to Apey 

Name and shame the wanker

[Barman]

I'm pretty sure that isn't what they mean by autoeroticism... 

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/30/driver-spotted-masturbating-m6-motorway-12637261/

I'll leave the hard shoulder jokes to Apey 

Name and shame the wanker

 

[Steve]

Discounting the ethical considerations for the stunt this moron pulled, if you are going to risk breaking data protection laws by accessing a private zoom conference call by a competitor and then live tweet the contents of the call before turning it into an article it helps if you don't either use an access that gives your name or go back in a couple of seconds later on a new account that is linked to your work mobile.  How the hell this idiot managed to go from Buzzfeed news to the Financial Times I have no idea.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/mark-di-stefano-financial-times-independent-evening-standard-zoom-call-a9485931.html

A who's getting sacked in the morning story
 
A shit and a berk it seems 

As far as I can tell apart from some mediocre articles his only claim to fame is that he is the person who was responsible for Carl Benjamin being demonitized on Youtube. 

so not all bad then





awaits shit storm

[Steve]

I'm pretty sure that isn't what they mean by autoeroticism... 

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/30/driver-spotted-masturbating-m6-motorway-12637261/

I'll leave the hard shoulder jokes to Apey 

 

[Darwins Selection]

I'm pretty sure that isn't what they mean by autoeroticism... 

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/30/driver-spotted-masturbating-m6-motorway-12637261/

I'll leave the hard shoulder jokes to Apey 

 

Still, he got pulled over by the police.

[Grumpmeister]

I'm pretty sure that isn't what they mean by autoeroticism... 

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/30/driver-spotted-masturbating-m6-motorway-12637261/

I'll leave the hard shoulder jokes to Apey 

 

Still, he got pulled over by the police.

If it ends up in court do you think he will get a fine or a stiff sentence?

[Grumpmeister]

Protect them from Coronavirus? What the hell happened to protecting the bloody community from these animals?

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/29/three-extremely-dangerous-child-sex-offenders-freed-jail-coronavirus-12629348/

Barely a couple of days later and one is already at it again. I hate being right in cases like this, I just fear that there will be far more serious crimes committed by the others who were released. It's high time that laws are put in place that hold people responsible for the consequences of their deciding to release prisoners early for any reason.

https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/01/dangerous-pedophile-exposed-public-days-early-coronavirus-jail-release-12642398/

[Steve]

Protect them from Coronavirus? What the hell happened to protecting the bloody community from these animals?

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/29/three-extremely-dangerous-child-sex-offenders-freed-jail-coronavirus-12629348/

Barely a couple of days later and one is already at it again. I hate being right in cases like this, I just fear that there will be far more serious crimes committed by the others who were released. It's high time that laws are put in place that hold people responsible for the consequences of their deciding to release prisoners early for any reason.

https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/01/dangerous-pedophile-exposed-public-days-early-coronavirus-jail-release-12642398/

And have more 'throw away the key' sentencing.  Thought they already had that there but seems not

[apc2010]

I'm pretty sure that isn't what they mean by autoeroticism... 

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/30/driver-spotted-masturbating-m6-motorway-12637261/

I'll leave the hard shoulder jokes to Apey 

 

Still, he got pulled over by the police.

If it ends up in court do you think he will get a fine or a stiff sentence?

 

[Grumpmeister]

I think Elon may have just out Nicked Nick.. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8280293/Elon-Musks-tweet-caused-Teslas-market-value-tank-14-billion.html

[Steve]

I think Elon may have just out Nicked Nick.. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8280293/Elon-Musks-tweet-caused-Teslas-market-value-tank-14-billion.html

He's going to go to jail if he keeps issuing market manipulating stuff like that

[Grumpmeister]

I think Elon may have just out Nicked Nick.. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8280293/Elon-Musks-tweet-caused-Teslas-market-value-tank-14-billion.html

He's going to go to jail if he keeps issuing market manipulating stuff like that

Surely when people are trying to manipulate the market they are doing so in a way that will benefit them though. I can't see how knocking $14billion off his company's worth and $3 billion off his personal fortune does that unless this is some kind of insane convoluted plan to buy company shares back again when the stock price tanks. 

[Steve]

I think Elon may have just out Nicked Nick.. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8280293/Elon-Musks-tweet-caused-Teslas-market-value-tank-14-billion.html

He's going to go to jail if he keeps issuing market manipulating stuff like that

Surely when people are trying to manipulate the market they are doing so in a way that will benefit them though. I can't see how knocking $14billion off his company's worth and $3 billion off his personal fortune does that unless this is some kind of insane convoluted plan to buy company shares back again when the stock price tanks. 

Not insane.  Drop the market 10% in your shares and buy and then raise it back again

[Nick]

https://www.kentonline.co.uk/sevenoaks/news/sculptor-speaks-out-after-life-size-tiger-model-sparks-armed-police-hunt-226627/