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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12000 on: May 05, 2020, 09:00:50 PM »
You have to give the people some hope.  angel1
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12001 on: May 05, 2020, 09:14:53 PM »
You have to give the people some hope.  angel1
That's what they told Fred though and he's still waiting for his dinner
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12002 on: May 05, 2020, 09:15:52 PM »
You have to give the people some hope.  angel1
That's what they told Fred though and he's still waiting for his dinner

Good point well made  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12006 on: May 07, 2020, 03:25:44 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12009 on: May 07, 2020, 09:48:05 PM »



 eeek:
eeek: eeek:  just some tart with an online business looking for publicity.  Story believably 1%

Does she drink then straight from the.......... redface:   nevermind ... whistle:

The Metro covered this as well but with a really unfortunate looking photo of her...



Judging from the colour I'm not so sure it's sperm he's giving her  whistle:

It's worth bypassing the article and just going straight to the comment section though...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/01/mum-drinks-sperm-smoothies-fight-off-coronavirus-12639469/

Could be bad news for little miss smoothie...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8296937/Coronavirus-semen-study-shows.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12010 on: May 07, 2020, 09:50:20 PM »



 eeek:
eeek: eeek:  just some tart with an online business looking for publicity.  Story believably 1%

Does she drink then straight from the.......... redface:   nevermind ... whistle:

The Metro covered this as well but with a really unfortunate looking photo of her...



Judging from the colour I'm not so sure it's sperm he's giving her  whistle:

It's worth bypassing the article and just going straight to the comment section though...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/01/mum-drinks-sperm-smoothies-fight-off-coronavirus-12639469/

Could be bad news for little miss smoothie...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8296937/Coronavirus-semen-study-shows.html
lol: lol: lol:

There's some 2 metre joke to be had here
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12014 on: May 08, 2020, 04:26:24 PM »
I'd say that this was doing an Apey except he wouldn't have spilled any...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8300459/Man-underwear-climbs-moving-big-rig-filled-wine-guzzling-down.html
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