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Offline Steve

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12015 on: May 08, 2020, 05:53:45 PM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12016 on: May 10, 2020, 12:01:51 AM »
So many jokes

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-52571038

'Knob eating contest held online'

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12017 on: May 10, 2020, 02:19:10 AM »
So many jokes

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-52571038

'Knob eating contest held online'

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Doesn't Miss D go on holiday in Dorset every so often...?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12018 on: May 10, 2020, 04:35:10 AM »
So many jokes

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-52571038

'Knob eating contest held online'

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Doesn't Miss D go on holiday in Dorset every so often...?  rubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12019 on: May 10, 2020, 04:40:10 AM »
So many jokes

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-52571038

'Knob eating contest held online'

 eeek:

Doesn't Miss D go on holiday in Dorset every so often...?  rubschin:

 scared:

Hadaway Baldymort, you would have made the same comment if you had thought of it  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12020 on: May 10, 2020, 11:37:40 AM »
So many jokes

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-52571038

'Knob eating contest held online'

 eeek:

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Organisers said entries had come in from all corners of the UK, including Castle Donington, Ellesmere Port and Cockermouth.

You couldn't make it up  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12021 on: May 10, 2020, 12:01:33 PM »
So many jokes

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-52571038

'Knob eating contest held online'

 eeek:

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Organisers said entries had come in from all corners of the UK, including Castle Donington, Ellesmere Port and Cockermouth.

You couldn't make it up  lol:
lol: lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12022 on: May 10, 2020, 05:04:52 PM »
So many jokes

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-52571038

'Knob eating contest held online'

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Organisers said entries had come in from all corners of the UK, including Castle Donington, Ellesmere Port and Cockermouth.

You couldn't make it up  lol:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12023 on: May 11, 2020, 03:40:48 AM »
So many jokes

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-52571038

'Knob eating contest held online'

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Organisers said entries had come in from all corners of the UK, including Castle Donington, Ellesmere Port and Cockermouth.

You couldn't make it up  lol:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12024 on: May 12, 2020, 12:13:29 AM »
IKEA has pledged to tighten its security after a woman was caught on camera masturbating in one of its stores.

The incident unfolded in one of the DIY furniture company’s Chinese stores, although neither the branch nor the name of the perpetrator has been revealed.

In a two-minute pornographic clip, an unidentified woman in a barely-buttoned white shirt pleasures herself in various areas of the store, from display beds to seats.


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12025 on: May 12, 2020, 03:40:29 AM »
IKEA has pledged to tighten its security after a woman was caught on camera masturbating in one of its stores.

The incident unfolded in one of the DIY furniture company’s Chinese stores, although neither the branch nor the name of the perpetrator has been revealed.

In a two-minute pornographic clip, an unidentified woman in a barely-buttoned white shirt pleasures herself in various areas of the store, from display beds to seats.


( No, I haven’t attached the video.)....... whistle:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12026 on: May 12, 2020, 09:15:02 AM »
IKEA has pledged to tighten its security after a woman was caught on camera masturbating in one of its stores.

The incident unfolded in one of the DIY furniture company’s Chinese stores, although neither the branch nor the name of the perpetrator has been revealed.

In a two-minute pornographic clip, an unidentified woman in a barely-buttoned white shirt pleasures herself in various areas of the store, from display beds to seats.


( No, I haven’t attached the video.)....... whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12027 on: May 13, 2020, 04:30:16 AM »
Something tells me that hefting an AT4 and an M2 may be stretching the right to bear arms a tad  lol:

Having said that you can legally own a cannon, which could make drive by's a little more interesting  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8307893/Anti-lockdown-protesters-armed-rocket-launchers-guns-order-sandwiches-Subway.html



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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12028 on: May 13, 2020, 10:08:17 AM »
Something tells me that hefting an AT4 and an M2 may be stretching the right to bear arms a tad  lol:

Having said that you can legally own a cannon, which could make drive by's a little more interesting  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8307893/Anti-lockdown-protesters-armed-rocket-launchers-guns-order-sandwiches-Subway.html
mad country  noooo:
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