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Offline Just One More

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12075 on: May 28, 2020, 05:46:01 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 27, 2020, 09:13:30 PM
Words fail me...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/26/man-shoe-fetish-stole-126-flip-flops-have-sex-12760304/

Quote from: apc2010 on May 20, 2020, 04:53:39 AM
I took my wife out for a romantic meal last night and we played footsie under the table while we were eating.....

"I had a lovely steak and she got toed in the hole"....... redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12076 on: May 28, 2020, 10:18:24 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12077 on: May 28, 2020, 10:21:36 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12078 on: May 28, 2020, 10:42:00 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12079 on: May 28, 2020, 12:00:42 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12080 on: May 28, 2020, 04:47:36 PM »
A fool and their money..  noooo:

I did love the bit about their previous business venture for a diet supplement has a"proprietary procedure that leads to relativistic time dilation and biological quantum entanglement at the DNA level".  lol:

Maybe I'm being overly cynical but how does a phrase like that not immediately set off someone's bullshit sense.  noooo:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52810220
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12081 on: May 28, 2020, 05:55:10 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 28, 2020, 04:47:36 PM
A fool and their money..  noooo:

I did love the bit about their previous business venture for a diet supplement has a"proprietary procedure that leads to relativistic time dilation and biological quantum entanglement at the DNA level".  lol:

Maybe I'm being overly cynical but how does a phrase like that not immediately set off someone's bullshit sense.  noooo:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52810220
I despair at how gullible and stupid so many of what passes for the human race are.  But that said I'd still happily see those that exploit them locked up forever
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12082 on: May 29, 2020, 05:01:09 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12083 on: May 29, 2020, 07:32:09 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12084 on: June 01, 2020, 10:22:37 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12085 on: June 01, 2020, 10:30:58 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 01, 2020, 10:22:37 AM
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8671415/mum-cabinet-bandq-real-colour-peel/amp/

 noooo:

The explanation is right at the bottom  "We pay for your stories! "

File under fiction
 
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12086 on: June 01, 2020, 10:41:16 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12087 on: June 01, 2020, 12:47:13 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 01, 2020, 10:22:37 AM
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8671415/mum-cabinet-bandq-real-colour-peel/amp/

 noooo:

When I bought my coffee machine I took the blue film off the chrome base where you sit the cups. I preferred the blue
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12088 on: June 01, 2020, 12:55:04 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on June 01, 2020, 12:47:13 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 01, 2020, 10:22:37 AM
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8671415/mum-cabinet-bandq-real-colour-peel/amp/

 noooo:

When I bought my coffee machine I took the blue film off the chrome base where you sit the cups. I preferred the blue

Blue film ........ rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12089 on: June 01, 2020, 02:09:15 PM »
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