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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12360 on: September 16, 2020, 09:07:04 PM »
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Just what sort of state was the rest of the house in that they couldnt smell rotting flesh...  sick2:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-finds-skeleton-missing-brother-22540709?int_source=traffic.outbrain&int_medium=traffic.outbrain&int_term=traffic.outbrain&int_content=traffic.outbrain&int_campaign=traffic.outbrain
noooo:

Or maybe she croaked him and hid the body

There would still be the same problem, you can easily tell where a body has decomposed so just moving the remains wouldn't work.
Not if she let him rot in the bath
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« Reply #12361 on: September 17, 2020, 06:09:58 AM »
Jedward wade into JK Rowling trans row and suggest burning her new book

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The stupid is large in these two! Do you think she cares what you do with the book once you have bought it and she has her royalty payment...? ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12362 on: September 17, 2020, 11:37:03 AM »
Quote from: Barman on September 17, 2020, 06:09:58 AM
Jedward wade into JK Rowling trans row and suggest burning her new book

happy001

The stupid is large in these two! Do you think she cares what you do with the book once you have bought it and she has her royalty payment...? ::)
lol: lol: lol:

All a bit like the boost in Beatles record sales in the 1960s so religious nuts in the USA could burn them
 
Well that plus two sad loser twins doing and saying anything for publicity in the vain hope it will revive their long dead music careers.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12363 on: September 22, 2020, 09:51:45 AM »
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« Reply #12364 on: September 22, 2020, 10:22:08 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12365 on: September 23, 2020, 06:08:54 AM »
What the actual fuck? What drives someone to do this to themselves???  eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/extreme-body-modification-fan-turns-22722702
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« Reply #12366 on: September 23, 2020, 06:30:34 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12367 on: September 23, 2020, 06:33:37 AM »
 noooo: noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12368 on: September 25, 2020, 08:54:47 PM »
Gets shot while on duty during the riots then turns up for roll call the following day...  worthy:

https://nypost.com/2020/09/25/louisville-cop-attends-roll-call-day-after-being-shot-at-protest/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12369 on: September 27, 2020, 02:25:23 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12370 on: September 27, 2020, 08:53:44 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12371 on: September 27, 2020, 10:31:09 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2020, 02:25:23 AM
For some reason I have an image of Apey turning up with a load of empty bottles...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8775233/Just-tipple-Moment-giant-vat-red-wine-BURSTS-10-000-GALLONS-booze-Spanish-winery.html

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Local media has reported that a break in one of the vats may have caused the wine to break free of the tank.

No shit Sherlock... ::)
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« Reply #12372 on: September 27, 2020, 10:32:15 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12373 on: September 27, 2020, 08:22:37 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12374 on: September 27, 2020, 08:33:49 PM »
Well I suppose we could try telling him he looks like an idiot but it would just go in one ear and......oh..  redface:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/tattoo-addict-ears-cut-spends-22585909
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