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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12675 on: March 24, 2021, 08:45:36 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2021, 08:03:59 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2021, 02:42:10 PM
I'm sure Apey will come up with all kinds of jokes here but just what kind of person looks at a door and decides to use it as a sex aid...  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2021/03/24/man-rushed-to-ae-after-penis-gets-stuck-in-sex-through-bedroom-door-14296767/

Un-hinged .. noooo:
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Reminded me of the old 'and we still haven't got your wife off the door knob' joke
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12676 on: March 24, 2021, 11:30:52 PM »
"Under the new legislation all cellphones and tablets sold in the state are required to automatically block pornography in Utah"...........


But what about guns ....... rubschin:


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12677 on: March 25, 2021, 11:26:00 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2021, 11:30:52 PM
"Under the new legislation all cellphones and tablets sold in the state are required to automatically block pornography in Utah"...........


But what about guns ....... rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12678 on: March 25, 2021, 01:18:43 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2021, 11:30:52 PM
"Under the new legislation all cellphones and tablets sold in the state are required to automatically block pornography in Utah"...........


But what about guns ....... rubschin:

Can you get pornography on guns now?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12679 on: March 25, 2021, 01:24:27 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12680 on: March 25, 2021, 01:45:57 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12681 on: March 25, 2021, 03:20:05 PM »
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A memory wipe? Those lucky lucky bastards...  cussing:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/drunk-robots-run-amok-peoples-23566949
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12682 on: March 25, 2021, 03:31:14 PM »
So Glarg, how was your mission?

Supreme Leader, we made contact with one of the people of that world and gave them copies of our sacred texts and combined knowlege as per protocol.

And what happened then?

The...........the.........primitive poured something on the disks and ate them. I recommend that we have no further contact with that world, they are clearly all idiots

 noooo:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-claims-aliens-gave-him-23511035
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12683 on: March 25, 2021, 09:10:09 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 25, 2021, 01:18:43 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2021, 11:30:52 PM
"Under the new legislation all cellphones and tablets sold in the state are required to automatically block pornography in Utah"...........


But what about guns ....... rubschin:

Can you get pornography on guns now?  rubschin:

Shoot your load .... rubschin:
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« Reply #12684 on: March 26, 2021, 11:47:55 AM »


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12685 on: March 26, 2021, 12:10:54 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 25, 2021, 09:10:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 25, 2021, 01:18:43 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2021, 11:30:52 PM
"Under the new legislation all cellphones and tablets sold in the state are required to automatically block pornography in Utah"...........


But what about guns ....... rubschin:

Can you get pornography on guns now?  rubschin:

Shoot your load .... rubschin:
The user manual says "Cock before use"
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12686 on: March 26, 2021, 01:26:47 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12687 on: March 26, 2021, 01:59:12 PM »
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« Reply #12688 on: March 26, 2021, 02:10:34 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12689 on: March 26, 2021, 02:29:16 PM »
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