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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12780 on: April 21, 2021, 10:24:34 AM »
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Just when I thought my faith in humanity couldn't get any lower...  noooo:

https://nypost.com/2021/04/17/consensual-incest-should-be-decriminalized-advocates-say/

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Maybe someone should tell them that Norfolk is a county and not an abbreviation of normal folk  noooo:
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« Reply #12781 on: April 23, 2021, 06:34:35 AM »
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« Reply #12782 on: April 23, 2021, 09:19:53 AM »
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« Reply #12783 on: April 23, 2021, 09:21:14 AM »
Is he related to anyone we know?  London Mayoral candidate Count Binface



https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-56739579
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12784 on: April 23, 2021, 11:37:33 AM »
Quote from: Steve on April 23, 2021, 09:19:53 AM
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Sinkhole in living room

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 rubschin: Looks very neat sides for a sinkhole

Looks more like an old mineworking ventilation shaft. Saw a few of them down here after they were forgotten and someone ended up building over them.  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12785 on: April 24, 2021, 01:22:06 AM »
Either the burglar really was that stupid or someone was twisted enough to come up with this as a story. I'm not sure which possibility is more disturbing...  eeek:  sick2:

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/burglar-snorts-dried-sperm-thinking-it-was-cocaine-contracts-herpes-and-syphilis/
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« Reply #12786 on: April 24, 2021, 05:53:52 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 24, 2021, 01:22:06 AM
Either the burglar really was that stupid or someone was twisted enough to come up with this as a story. I'm not sure which possibility is more disturbing...  eeek:  sick2:

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/burglar-snorts-dried-sperm-thinking-it-was-cocaine-contracts-herpes-and-syphilis/

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12787 on: April 24, 2021, 12:44:28 PM »
Quote from: Steve on April 23, 2021, 09:21:14 AM
Is he related to anyone we know?  London Mayoral candidate Count Binface



https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-56739579

Am I a bad person for having part of me hoping he wins just to see the look on Sadiq's face..?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12788 on: April 24, 2021, 12:51:23 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 24, 2021, 12:44:28 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 23, 2021, 09:21:14 AM
Is he related to anyone we know?  London Mayoral candidate Count Binface



https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-56739579

Am I a bad person for having part of me hoping he wins just to see the look on Sadiq's face..?  rubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12789 on: April 24, 2021, 12:55:09 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 24, 2021, 12:51:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 24, 2021, 12:44:28 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 23, 2021, 09:21:14 AM
Is he related to anyone we know?  London Mayoral candidate Count Binface



https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-56739579

Am I a bad person for having part of me hoping he wins just to see the look on Sadiq's face..?  rubschin:

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A daft looking mook wearing a metal bin/bucket ousting a useless mayor, this could end up setting a precedent....  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12790 on: April 24, 2021, 01:22:30 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 24, 2021, 12:55:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 24, 2021, 12:51:23 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 24, 2021, 12:44:28 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 23, 2021, 09:21:14 AM
Is he related to anyone we know?  London Mayoral candidate Count Binface



https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-56739579

Am I a bad person for having part of me hoping he wins just to see the look on Sadiq's face..?  rubschin:

 eveilgrin:

A daft looking mook wearing a metal bin/bucket ousting a useless mayor, this could end up setting a precedent....  whistle:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12791 on: April 24, 2021, 05:03:53 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 24, 2021, 12:44:28 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 23, 2021, 09:21:14 AM
Is he related to anyone we know?  London Mayoral candidate Count Binface



https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-56739579

Am I a bad person for having part of me hoping he wins just to see the look on Sadiq's face..?  rubschin:
No but I'll settle for him beating Piers Corbyn
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12792 on: April 27, 2021, 01:06:09 PM »
Evidently Khan has an inflated opinion of his own worth, the only countries that would have a noticeable effect would be Saudi and Dubai and can you really see either one risking their income by taking part in a trade boycott? All this would lead to is the stoppage of foreign aid and investment in the remaining countries to take part in this so who would really be worse off.

But perhaps we would consider it if in return you all pass laws to prohibit violence against innocents on the basis of religion but somehow I can't see that happening.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9516043/Pakistan-PM-boasts-plan-Muslim-countries-force-blasphemy-laws-West-work.html
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« Reply #12793 on: April 28, 2021, 04:25:33 AM »
Maybe I'm missing something here but why the hell would you elect Iran to lead the UN commission on women's rights..  noooo:

Quote from: Andrew Neil
“It claims to be ‘the principal global intergovernmental body exclusively dedicated to the promotion of gender equality and the empowerment of women’.

“Words fail me.”

Couldn't have put it better myself.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1427543/andrew-neil-iran-united-nations-commission-womens-rights
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« Reply #12794 on: April 28, 2021, 04:45:44 AM »
You volunteered to be a crash test dummy for a BBC show. What did you think was likely to happen?  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9518729/BBC-presenter-sues-corporation-3-7m.html
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