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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12795 on: April 28, 2021, 06:27:17 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2021, 04:45:44 AM
You volunteered to be a crash test dummy for a BBC show. What did you think was likely to happen?  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9518729/BBC-presenter-sues-corporation-3-7m.html

What a mong...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12796 on: April 28, 2021, 06:28:43 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2021, 04:25:33 AM
Maybe I'm missing something here but why the hell would you elect Iran to lead the UN commission on women's rights..  noooo:

Quote from: Andrew Neil
“It claims to be ‘the principal global intergovernmental body exclusively dedicated to the promotion of gender equality and the empowerment of women’.

“Words fail me.”

Couldn't have put it better myself.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1427543/andrew-neil-iran-united-nations-commission-womens-rights

You couldn't make it up...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12797 on: April 28, 2021, 09:53:57 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2021, 04:45:44 AM
You volunteered to be a crash test dummy for a BBC show. What did you think was likely to happen?  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9518729/BBC-presenter-sues-corporation-3-7m.html
That the BBC would have properly assessed the risks.  Seems they didn't which is why they're only disputing the amount
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12798 on: April 28, 2021, 09:57:30 AM »
Quote from: Barman on April 28, 2021, 06:28:43 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2021, 04:25:33 AM
Maybe I'm missing something here but why the hell would you elect Iran to lead the UN commission on women's rights..  noooo:

Quote from: Andrew Neil
“It claims to be ‘the principal global intergovernmental body exclusively dedicated to the promotion of gender equality and the empowerment of women’.

“Words fail me.”

Couldn't have put it better myself.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1427543/andrew-neil-iran-united-nations-commission-womens-rights

You couldn't make it up...  noooo:
Unfortunately Andrew Neil did
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12799 on: April 28, 2021, 01:46:24 PM »
"An object thought to be an unexploded World War II-era hand grenade found in woodland in Germany was actually a rubber sex toy, police have said.

Earlier this week a jogger discovered what she thought was a grenade in the Bavarian forest near the city of Passau in the south of Germany, and called police."...

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12800 on: April 28, 2021, 02:24:37 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 28, 2021, 01:46:24 PM
"An object thought to be an unexploded World War II-era hand grenade found in woodland in Germany was actually a rubber sex toy, police have said.

Earlier this week a jogger discovered what she thought was a grenade in the Bavarian forest near the city of Passau in the south of Germany, and called police."...

 ;D

I saw that!  lol:

Apparently the condoms and lube in the bag were the giveaway...  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12801 on: April 28, 2021, 02:48:25 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 28, 2021, 06:27:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2021, 04:45:44 AM
You volunteered to be a crash test dummy for a BBC show. What did you think was likely to happen?  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9518729/BBC-presenter-sues-corporation-3-7m.html

What a mong...  noooo:
"M'lud, the defence will seek to prove that the Brain Damage was a pre-existing condition"
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12802 on: April 28, 2021, 03:43:18 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 28, 2021, 02:48:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 28, 2021, 06:27:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 28, 2021, 04:45:44 AM
You volunteered to be a crash test dummy for a BBC show. What did you think was likely to happen?  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9518729/BBC-presenter-sues-corporation-3-7m.html

What a mong...  noooo:
"M'lud, the defence will seek to prove that the Brain Damage was a pre-existing condition"

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12803 on: April 28, 2021, 05:27:02 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 28, 2021, 01:46:24 PM
"An object thought to be an unexploded World War II-era hand grenade found in woodland in Germany was actually a rubber sex toy, police have said.

Earlier this week a jogger discovered what she thought was a grenade in the Bavarian forest near the city of Passau in the south of Germany, and called police."...

 ;D
Imagine the consequences if someone got that wrong the other way round
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12804 on: April 28, 2021, 10:19:01 PM »
Quote from: Steve on April 28, 2021, 05:27:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 28, 2021, 01:46:24 PM
"An object thought to be an unexploded World War II-era hand grenade found in woodland in Germany was actually a rubber sex toy, police have said.

Earlier this week a jogger discovered what she thought was a grenade in the Bavarian forest near the city of Passau in the south of Germany, and called police."...

 ;D
Imagine the consequences if someone got that wrong the other way round

 ;D  no doubt ..it would have been blown out of proportion .......... redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12805 on: April 28, 2021, 10:41:32 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 28, 2021, 10:19:01 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 28, 2021, 05:27:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 28, 2021, 01:46:24 PM
"An object thought to be an unexploded World War II-era hand grenade found in woodland in Germany was actually a rubber sex toy, police have said.

Earlier this week a jogger discovered what she thought was a grenade in the Bavarian forest near the city of Passau in the south of Germany, and called police."...

 ;D
Imagine the consequences if someone got that wrong the other way round

 ;D  no doubt ..it would have been blown out of proportion .......... redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12806 on: April 29, 2021, 04:35:23 AM »
Quote from: Steve on April 28, 2021, 10:41:32 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 28, 2021, 10:19:01 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 28, 2021, 05:27:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 28, 2021, 01:46:24 PM
"An object thought to be an unexploded World War II-era hand grenade found in woodland in Germany was actually a rubber sex toy, police have said.

Earlier this week a jogger discovered what she thought was a grenade in the Bavarian forest near the city of Passau in the south of Germany, and called police."...

 ;D
Imagine the consequences if someone got that wrong the other way round

 ;D  no doubt ..it would have been blown out of proportion .......... redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12807 on: April 29, 2021, 05:25:52 AM »
Quote from: Barman on April 29, 2021, 04:35:23 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 28, 2021, 10:41:32 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 28, 2021, 10:19:01 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 28, 2021, 05:27:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 28, 2021, 01:46:24 PM
"An object thought to be an unexploded World War II-era hand grenade found in woodland in Germany was actually a rubber sex toy, police have said.

Earlier this week a jogger discovered what she thought was a grenade in the Bavarian forest near the city of Passau in the south of Germany, and called police."...

 ;D
Imagine the consequences if someone got that wrong the other way round

 ;D  no doubt ..it would have been blown out of proportion .......... redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12808 on: April 29, 2021, 05:27:20 AM »
Retired French generals warn of a deadly civil war..?  rubschin:

Nope, I've tried to imagine what this would look like and all I get is 2 armies aggressively waving white flags at one another..  noooo:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-56899765
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #12809 on: April 29, 2021, 05:30:43 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 29, 2021, 05:27:20 AM
Retired French generals warn of a deadly civil war..?  rubschin:

Nope, I've tried to imagine what this would look like and all I get is 2 armies aggressively waving white flags at one another..  noooo:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-56899765

 lol: lol: lol:
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