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[Steve]

To quote Monty Python.....RUN AWAY!!! 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9922029/Instagram-model-1-600-filler-says-never-listen-doctors.html

A self made 3 bagger 

[Barman]

To quote Monty Python.....RUN AWAY!!! 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9922029/Instagram-model-1-600-filler-says-never-listen-doctors.html

A self made 3 bagger 

OMG she looks like a cartoon! 

[Grumpmeister]

I'm going to let Apey have the low hanging fruit here, I'll just say I though that XR protest against plastic.. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9926893/Politics-student-31-danced-topless-XR-protest-did-draw-attention-climate-crisis.html

[Barman]

I'm going to let Apey have the low hanging fruit here, I'll just say I though that XR protest against plastic.. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9926893/Politics-student-31-danced-topless-XR-protest-did-draw-attention-climate-crisis.html

 

[Barman]

Bury pub landlord catches Lee Rigby collection box thief

When I got to him he dropped the box and started making threats so I restrained him until the police arrived.

I'm assuming 'restrained' is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence! 

[Steve]

Bury pub landlord catches Lee Rigby collection box thief

When I got to him he dropped the box and started making threats so I restrained him until the police arrived.

I'm assuming 'restrained' is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence! 

  Top man

[Just One More]

Bury pub landlord catches Lee Rigby collection box thief

When I got to him he dropped the box and started making threats so I restrained him until the police arrived.

I'm assuming 'restrained' is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence! 

  Top man

 

[Grumpmeister]

Infecting volunteers with the Delta variant, nope can't see this going wrong at all............no siree...

£4500 for taking part in this. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9932923/Covid-19-UK-Scientists-growing-Delta-variant-lab-purposely-infect-volunteers.html

[Grumpmeister]

So you take someone with obvious mental health issues and set them on fire as part of a stage act. I'd have loved to have been a fly on the wall for that meeting with the insurance company

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9932085/Kanye-West-drops-jaws-lights-FIRE-epic-Donda-listening-party.html

[apc2010]

So you take someone with obvious mental health issues and set them on fire as part of a stage act. I'd have loved to have been a fly on the wall for that meeting with the insurance company

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9932085/Kanye-West-drops-jaws-lights-FIRE-epic-Donda-listening-party.html

There are 1000s of people wanting to do that ...mostly with a tyre as well ..

[Barman]

So you take someone with obvious mental health issues and set them on fire as part of a stage act. I'd have loved to have been a fly on the wall for that meeting with the insurance company

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9932085/Kanye-West-drops-jaws-lights-FIRE-epic-Donda-listening-party.html

There are 1000s of people wanting to do that ...mostly with a tyre as well ..

 

[Grumpmeister]

Would that make it a drive moo? 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9937683/Calf-spotted-sitting-farmers-car-McDonalds-drive-thru.html

[Barman]

Would that make it a drive moo? 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9937683/Calf-spotted-sitting-farmers-car-McDonalds-drive-thru.html

I presume he was just delivering them to the goods entrance...? 

[Just One More]

Would that make it a drive moo? 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9937683/Calf-spotted-sitting-farmers-car-McDonalds-drive-thru.html

"Any more of that behaviour and you'll join yer dad here"

[Steve]

Would that make it a drive moo? 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9937683/Calf-spotted-sitting-farmers-car-McDonalds-drive-thru.html

"Any more of that behaviour and you'll join yer dad here"