Fantastic Headlines

[Barman]

$300 a month not to shoot people? 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9951135/San-Francisco-rolls-program-pay-people-300-month-not-shoot-other.html

WTF...? 

his devastating split from Margo the doll

 

That wasnt the link you are looking for... 

Arse! 

[Grumpmeister]

That could make getting a decongestant from the chemists 'interesting' 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9976835/Bizarre-upside-rhino-experiment-wings-Ig-Nobel-prize.html

[Grumpmeister]

Christ, just when you think Afghanistan couldn't be any more of a clusterfuck 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9979199/US-drone-strike-Kabul-actually-killed-AID-WORKER-seven-children.html

[Barman]

Christ, just when you think Afghanistan couldn't be any more of a clusterfuck 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9979199/US-drone-strike-Kabul-actually-killed-AID-WORKER-seven-children.html

 

[Steve]

https://newsthump.com/2021/09/03/liz-truss-hoping-to-secure-lucrative-trade-deal-with-afghanistan-selling-british-pork-to-the-taliban/

“This is a very exciting day for the British pork market and trade in general,” she grinned to reporters this morning, proudly holding a pork joint aloft.

“Although we cannot officially recognise the Taliban as the government of Afghanistan on account of all the horrendous and barbaric acts, this kind of exciting, new, emerging country is exactly who we want to strike up long-lasting partnerships with.”

[Barman]

https://newsthump.com/2021/09/03/liz-truss-hoping-to-secure-lucrative-trade-deal-with-afghanistan-selling-british-pork-to-the-taliban/

“This is a very exciting day for the British pork market and trade in general,” she grinned to reporters this morning, proudly holding a pork joint aloft.

“Although we cannot officially recognise the Taliban as the government of Afghanistan on account of all the horrendous and barbaric acts, this kind of exciting, new, emerging country is exactly who we want to strike up long-lasting partnerships with.”

 

[Grumpmeister]

A load of old bollocks you say.. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9994799/Trinidads-health-minister-hits-Nicki-Minaj-swollen-testicles-claim.html

Minaj is a cretin who proves there is a link between silicone overdosing and low IQ. 

[apc2010]

A load of old bollocks you say.. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9994799/Trinidads-health-minister-hits-Nicki-Minaj-swollen-testicles-claim.html

Minaj is a cretin who proves there is a link between silicone overdosing and low IQ. 

Vile creature...   (see also Cardi B ).....

[Grumpmeister]

A load of old bollocks you say.. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9994799/Trinidads-health-minister-hits-Nicki-Minaj-swollen-testicles-claim.html

Minaj is a cretin who proves there is a link between silicone overdosing and low IQ. 

Vile creature...   (see also Cardi B ).....

I'd rather not thanks 

[Grumpmeister]

Building nuclear submarines in Berek's hometown, what could possibly go wrong.. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9997343/Boris-says-nuclear-AUKUS-submarine-pact-create-HUNDREDS-jobs.html

[Steve]

 

[Barman]

Building nuclear submarines in Berek's hometown, what could possibly go wrong.. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9997343/Boris-says-nuclear-AUKUS-submarine-pact-create-HUNDREDS-jobs.html

But they've stuffed the Frogs up so there is that! 

Every cloud, etc. 

[Grumpmeister]

Well that's Bolivia off my holiday destinations list.. 



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9998321/Woman-finds-rotting-HUMAN-finger-hamburger-fast-food-restaurant-Bolivia.html

[Barman]

Well that's Bolivia off my holiday destinations list.. 



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9998321/Woman-finds-rotting-HUMAN-finger-hamburger-fast-food-restaurant-Bolivia.html

 

[Steve]