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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13200 on: January 07, 2022, 07:22:51 PM »

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13201 on: January 08, 2022, 09:59:09 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13202 on: January 08, 2022, 10:55:22 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13203 on: January 08, 2022, 04:00:45 PM »
Spending £12.5k to look like a fucking idiot..  noooo:



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10379275/Man-spends-12-500-bid-make-inhuman-possible.html

I'm not going to read it but where the fuck does an unemployable idiot like that get the money...? I'm guessing 'taxpayers' is the answer in one way shape or form...?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13204 on: January 08, 2022, 04:24:05 PM »
Spending £12.5k to look like a fucking idiot..  noooo:



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10379275/Man-spends-12-500-bid-make-inhuman-possible.html

I'm not going to read it but where the fuck does an unemployable idiot like that get the money...? I'm guessing 'taxpayers' is the answer in one way shape or form...?  rubschin:

Apparently he has over 6000 followers on Instagram, so if they each coughed up a couple of quid...

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The influencer's is in a relationship with a woman who is a fellow body modification enthusiast and had her tongue split like his.

Jesus, can you imagine how any kids would turn out??? Mr Darwin sir!!!! We have a priority job for you...  eeek: eeek:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13205 on: January 08, 2022, 06:35:30 PM »
Spending £12.5k to look like a fucking idiot..  noooo:



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10379275/Man-spends-12-500-bid-make-inhuman-possible.html

I'm not going to read it but where the fuck does an unemployable idiot like that get the money...? I'm guessing 'taxpayers' is the answer in one way shape or form...?  rubschin:

 Thumbs:   noooo:  and wait for the "nobody will give me a job"... Banghead Angry9:  "People judge me by the way I look " bollocks ... Angry9:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13206 on: January 15, 2022, 12:35:40 PM »
Hopefully it's fixed now but even so you couldn't make it up.

https://www.thegamer.com/covid-qr-codes-opening-plague-inc/

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13207 on: January 17, 2022, 12:23:55 PM »
Christ!! Accidentally?? How bloody stupid do you have to be to come up with something like this...  Shocked:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10001093/Impotent-mans-partner-accidentally-deploys-insulation-foam-inside-urethra-sex-act.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13208 on: January 17, 2022, 12:35:53 PM »
Christ!! Accidentally?? How bloody stupid do you have to be to come up with something like this...  Shocked:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10001093/Impotent-mans-partner-accidentally-deploys-insulation-foam-inside-urethra-sex-act.html
Shocked:  noooo:

Well that's todays click on an article to regret
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« Reply #13209 on: January 17, 2022, 02:31:17 PM »
Christ!! Accidentally?? How bloody stupid do you have to be to come up with something like this...  Shocked:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10001093/Impotent-mans-partner-accidentally-deploys-insulation-foam-inside-urethra-sex-act.html
Shocked:  noooo:

Well that's todays click on an article to regret

Not clicking...  noooo:
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« Reply #13210 on: January 17, 2022, 02:38:46 PM »
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« Reply #13211 on: January 19, 2022, 03:25:04 PM »
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