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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13365 on: April 17, 2022, 10:03:18 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13366 on: April 18, 2022, 04:55:26 AM »
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« Reply #13368 on: April 22, 2022, 05:19:36 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13369 on: May 02, 2022, 04:03:42 PM »
 eeek:

A man has finally had his new penis attached to its correct place after living with it on his arm for six years.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10774253/Man-regrew-penis-ARM-six-years-finally-reattached-correct-place.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13370 on: May 02, 2022, 04:35:54 PM »
eeek:

A man has finally had his new penis attached to its correct place after living with it on his arm for six years.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10774253/Man-regrew-penis-ARM-six-years-finally-reattached-correct-place.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13371 on: May 02, 2022, 05:45:42 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13372 on: May 03, 2022, 04:44:56 PM »
Wait......WHAT????  eeek:

Even with the protective gear, setting yourselves on fire before fighting with police??





https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/28/french-firefighters-set-alight-start-fighting-police-12139804/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13373 on: May 03, 2022, 04:46:49 PM »
Hey Nick, just checking but have you sold some kitchen cabinets on Ebay recently?  whistle:

https://metro.co.uk/2022/04/27/germany-man-finds-130000-inside-kitchen-cabinets-he-bought-off-ebay-16546128/?ico=related-posts
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13374 on: May 03, 2022, 05:10:45 PM »
Wait......WHAT????  eeek:

Even with the protective gear, setting yourselves on fire before fighting with police??





https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/28/french-firefighters-set-alight-start-fighting-police-12139804/

Do what now?  eeek:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13375 on: May 04, 2022, 08:50:00 PM »
You taught it how to play DOOM? Less Skynet and more Ratnet methinks...   scared2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-10778231/Scientist-teaches-pet-RAT-play-video-games.html
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« Reply #13376 on: May 05, 2022, 03:56:42 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13377 on: May 05, 2022, 09:00:21 AM »
I don't see how being able to play Doom means you're 'incredibly smart'

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13378 on: May 07, 2022, 10:28:01 AM »
https://www.facebook.com/ItsGoneViralOfficial/photos/a.1791026891173720/3637230706553320/?__cft__[0]=AZVJhZwWGhlzqozRKe2NWm1dAvwifIhJ3ktFeRClVm9eWr18e1I077aQe8KuHvlfXgyUt9g7osXjIca4gUvc1vmvosI_uxXX7xdhuQhbO_FXh7g5pbQbn4sJevAeaTlyhgxixMIUn3EOy8Nu3-l1ene-b5El8ypU1NVxbkcUhKoKMa71tltuRKXNW3bxdbTOoF4&__tn__=EH-R


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13379 on: May 07, 2022, 10:41:15 AM »
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