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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13380 on: May 07, 2022, 10:47:41 AM »
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« Reply #13381 on: May 07, 2022, 12:11:32 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 07, 2022, 10:28:01 AM
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 noooo:

The world has gone nuts!  whacky115

The cognitive dissonance is off the scale... Wear a Sombrero or have dreadlocks and you are guilty of cultural appropriation... 

...but you can choose your race...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13382 on: May 11, 2022, 11:29:28 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13383 on: May 11, 2022, 03:33:03 PM »
Darlington street resurfaced around parked car
 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-61407160

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13384 on: May 11, 2022, 03:39:08 PM »
Quote from: Steve on May 11, 2022, 03:33:03 PM
Darlington street resurfaced around parked car
 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-61407160

 lol: lol: lol:

In the old days the road gang would have 'bumped' the car out of the way, laid the tarmac and bumped it back again...  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13385 on: May 11, 2022, 04:10:41 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2022, 03:39:08 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 11, 2022, 03:33:03 PM
Darlington street resurfaced around parked car
 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-61407160

 lol: lol: lol:

In the old days the road gang would have 'bumped' the car out of the way, laid the tarmac and bumped it back again...  rubschin:
Quite

I'm not sure who is more stupid

- the car driver

- the road gang for not moving it (all it takes is a couple of trolley jacks or a fork lift)
 
- the Council for not prosecuting the car driver and claiming the costs of the return visit

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13386 on: May 11, 2022, 04:38:43 PM »
Quote from: Steve on May 11, 2022, 03:33:03 PM
Darlington street resurfaced around parked car
 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-61407160

That's one rough-arsed piece of work. I'd be making them take it all up and relay every square metre properly  cussing: cussing: cussing:
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« Reply #13387 on: May 11, 2022, 04:39:31 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2022, 03:39:08 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 11, 2022, 03:33:03 PM
Darlington street resurfaced around parked car
 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-61407160

 lol: lol: lol:

In the old days the road gang would have 'bumped' the car out of the way, laid the tarmac and bumped it back again...  rubschin:

Been there, done that  lol:

Oh and "it" wasn't missed  ;)
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« Reply #13388 on: May 11, 2022, 04:53:49 PM »
Ah but in ye olden days maybe it was tarmac
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13389 on: May 11, 2022, 04:56:39 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on May 11, 2022, 04:39:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 11, 2022, 03:39:08 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 11, 2022, 03:33:03 PM
Darlington street resurfaced around parked car
 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-61407160

 lol: lol: lol:

In the old days the road gang would have 'bumped' the car out of the way, laid the tarmac and bumped it back again...  rubschin:

Been there, done that  lol:

Oh and "it" wasn't missed  ;)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13390 on: May 11, 2022, 10:35:38 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on May 11, 2022, 04:38:43 PM
Quote from: Steve on May 11, 2022, 03:33:03 PM
Darlington street resurfaced around parked car
 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-61407160

That's one rough-arsed piece of work. I'd be making them take it all up and relay every square metre properly  cussing: cussing: cussing:

To be honest where Darlington is concerned that probably counts as beautification  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13391 on: May 12, 2022, 11:26:54 AM »
Oh dear God, I'll have the double brainbleach espresso please  eeek:

All of a sudden I'm starting to think that maybe the luddites had the right idea.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10806637/Internet-ridicules-Madonna-singer-releases-NFT-featuring-graphic-3D-scans-vagina.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13392 on: May 12, 2022, 11:32:43 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 12, 2022, 11:26:54 AM
Oh dear God, I'll have the double brainbleach espresso please  eeek:

All of a sudden I'm starting to think that maybe the luddites had the right idea.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10806637/Internet-ridicules-Madonna-singer-releases-NFT-featuring-graphic-3D-scans-vagina.html
noooo: noooo:

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Good in the 90s
OK in the noughties
An embarassing idiot ever since
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13393 on: May 20, 2022, 01:23:28 AM »
So tasering a suspect when they are using a petrol pump may cause a fire, who knew...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10833175/Lawyers-man-26-cooked-alive-cops-Taser-set-fire-gas-station-demand-probe.html
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« Reply #13394 on: May 20, 2022, 01:25:11 AM »
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