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Offline Steve

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13500 on: July 17, 2022, 08:46:36 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 16, 2022, 05:01:03 PM
JUST WHAT YOU WANT IN IN WEATHER LIKE THIS

Some twat near me has accidentally let his  11 FOOT LONG pet python escape

We are all being told to keep doors and windows closed  Banghead Banghead Banghead

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-62167726
So has Monty the Python been found?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13501 on: July 17, 2022, 08:52:54 PM »
NO scared2:
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« Reply #13502 on: July 17, 2022, 09:51:44 PM »
 noooo:
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« Reply #13503 on: July 20, 2022, 12:47:10 PM »
News from the Daily Wail





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« Reply #13504 on: July 20, 2022, 01:03:06 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13505 on: July 20, 2022, 06:47:29 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13506 on: July 20, 2022, 06:49:21 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13507 on: July 25, 2022, 03:20:04 PM »
WTF?  eeek:

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Turns out, cannibalism has a time and a place. In the pages of some recent stomach-churning books, and on television and film screens, Ms. Summers and others suggest that that time is now.

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/07/23/style/cannibalism-tv-shows-movies-books.html
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« Reply #13508 on: July 26, 2022, 05:00:59 AM »
I know I've mentioned this idiot on here before but Jesus fucking Christ!!  eeek: eeek: eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11046347/Tattooed-man-plans-black-alien-wants-one-legs-AMPUTATED.html
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« Reply #13509 on: July 26, 2022, 05:32:28 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13510 on: July 26, 2022, 02:16:11 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13511 on: July 26, 2022, 02:31:00 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2022, 02:16:11 PM
Skynet, the early years?  scared2:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11046663/Worst-robotic-accidents-history-chess-robot-breaks-seven-year-old-boys-finger-Russia.html

I saw that the other day - I'd like to think it was able to say something like, "Don't you dare fucking touch it!"  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13512 on: July 26, 2022, 05:53:08 PM »
The PM race hots up

18:45
Not clear if debate will resume

David Wallace Lockhart

BBC political correspondent

Something appears to have happened during the Talk TV debate.

There was a loud crash, Liz Truss looked very concerned and then the programme was taken off air.

The production team’s main concern will rightly be ensuring everyone is OK, so it’s not clear if this debate will resume.


18:48
BreakingPresenter 'fainted and collapsed'

A well informed source has told the BBC the Tory debate crashed off air because presenter Kate McCann is understood to have fainted and collapsed. She was presenting alone, after Harry Cole pulled out with Covid.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13513 on: July 26, 2022, 08:04:42 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on July 26, 2022, 05:53:08 PM
The PM race hots up

18:45
Not clear if debate will resume

David Wallace Lockhart

BBC political correspondent

Something appears to have happened during the Talk TV debate.

There was a loud crash, Liz Truss looked very concerned and then the programme was taken off air.

The production team’s main concern will rightly be ensuring everyone is OK, so it’s not clear if this debate will resume.


18:48
BreakingPresenter 'fainted and collapsed'

A well informed source has told the BBC the Tory debate crashed off air because presenter Kate McCann is understood to have fainted and collapsed. She was presenting alone, after Harry Cole pulled out with Covid.

Kate McCann alone ...... rubschin:   heard that before somewhere ...??,.. rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13514 on: July 26, 2022, 09:56:48 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 26, 2022, 08:04:42 PM
Quote from: Just One More on July 26, 2022, 05:53:08 PM
The PM race hots up

18:45
Not clear if debate will resume

David Wallace Lockhart

BBC political correspondent

Something appears to have happened during the Talk TV debate.

There was a loud crash, Liz Truss looked very concerned and then the programme was taken off air.

The production team’s main concern will rightly be ensuring everyone is OK, so it’s not clear if this debate will resume.


18:48
BreakingPresenter 'fainted and collapsed'

A well informed source has told the BBC the Tory debate crashed off air because presenter Kate McCann is understood to have fainted and collapsed. She was presenting alone, after Harry Cole pulled out with Covid.

Kate McCann alone ...... rubschin:   heard that before somewhere ...??,.. rubschin:

 lol:
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