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[Steve]

She signed those sus accounts and probably knew just where that luxury mobile home really was
 
And the police don't grill someone for 7 hours under arrest if they think they're innocent

[Grumpmeister]

Nothing to see here, I'm just an oddly shaped surfboard. Anyone want to catch some waves...? 

https://apnews.com/article/alabama-alligator-beach-swimming-video-468c5aa61224bf51da5823c19e391f0d

[Barman]

Nothing to see here, I'm just an oddly shaped surfboard. Anyone want to catch some waves...? 

https://apnews.com/article/alabama-alligator-beach-swimming-video-468c5aa61224bf51da5823c19e391f0d

 

[Steve]

Nothing to see here, I'm just an oddly shaped surfboard. Anyone want to catch some waves...? 

https://apnews.com/article/alabama-alligator-beach-swimming-video-468c5aa61224bf51da5823c19e391f0d

 

[Grumpmeister]

I can think of many ways to dislocate your shoulder but having some woman smash her arse into your face is a new one on me 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12189849/Eye-watering-moment-man-dislocates-arm-exotic-dancer-smashes-buttocks-face.html

[Steve]

I can think of many ways to dislocate your shoulder but having some woman smash her arse into your face is a new one on me 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12189849/Eye-watering-moment-man-dislocates-arm-exotic-dancer-smashes-buttocks-face.html

[Barman]

I can think of many ways to dislocate your shoulder but having some woman smash her arse into your face is a new one on me 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12189849/Eye-watering-moment-man-dislocates-arm-exotic-dancer-smashes-buttocks-face.html

 

She didn't even have her tits out... 

[apc2010]

I can think of many ways to dislocate your shoulder but having some woman smash her arse into your face is a new one on me 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12189849/Eye-watering-moment-man-dislocates-arm-exotic-dancer-smashes-buttocks-face.html

 

She didn't even have her tits out... 

Lezzer...

[Steve]

No Boris you're not a messiah, you're a very naughty boy

Frankly he got off light but hopefully this truly is the end of him contaminating our lives.  There are many good people in that party, there are many good people in the Brexit camp but he contaminated both and in the end all of the UK by being an utter shit.

[Nick]

He has become a Trump Mini Me. It doesn't play well here

[Steve]

The evidence in para 104 of that report is pretty damming
 
https://committees.parliament.uk/publications/40412/documents/197199/default/

[Grumpmeister]

What the hell are their headphones made of? Concrete and lead?? 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-12191321/Do-gamer-head-Twitch-user-finds-indent-cranium-wearing-headphones-hours.html

[Grumpmeister]

Love them or hate them you have to admit the Osbournes never mince their words 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12213549/Kelly-Osbourne-brands-Prince-Harry-whining-whinging-complaining-t-t-furious-tirade.html

[Grumpmeister]

Fair play to her because she clearly went all out but maybe I'm missing something here. A sign language interpreter for a rock band at Glastonbury? 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12229919/Glastonbury-viewers-wild-enthusiastic-sign-language-interpreter-Foo-Fighters-set.html

[Barman]

Fair play to her because she clearly went all out but maybe I'm missing something here. A sign language interpreter for a rock band at Glastonbury? 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12229919/Glastonbury-viewers-wild-enthusiastic-sign-language-interpreter-Foo-Fighters-set.html