Fantastic Headlines

[Nick]

https://metro.co.uk/2023/09/06/diarrhoea-sodden-flight-forced-plane-to-make-emergency-landing-19459116/?ito=article.mweb.share.top.facebook&fbclid=IwAR0_OSsVsfRb8AoGuvAQ4voEwacBBu8miZEFpp41Gweuex5hyVGV5sfyzNA_aem_AeKYWRHVLpa4JimKID3orQXIwdxn1DJ3IgqT2hbWxFTWk7VRvRuDYazKMjxEnrINoF0

[Steve]

https://metro.co.uk/2023/09/06/diarrhoea-sodden-flight-forced-plane-to-make-emergency-landing-19459116/?ito=article.mweb.share.top.facebook&fbclid=IwAR0_OSsVsfRb8AoGuvAQ4voEwacBBu8miZEFpp41Gweuex5hyVGV5sfyzNA_aem_AeKYWRHVLpa4JimKID3orQXIwdxn1DJ3IgqT2hbWxFTWk7VRvRuDYazKMjxEnrINoF0

     

[Grumpmeister]

Downward facing dead? 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-66742339

[Grumpmeister]

I wonder how many times he had it on repeat to set her off like that....1,2,3,4,5? 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12492463/author-Stephen-King-divorce-mambo-number-five.html

[Grumpmeister]

If I hadn't seen the video I'd have said this story was a load of bull... 

https://youtu.be/yIR3NU3P_bU?si=gKqX0T44SVmtqrqm

 

[Nick]

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/09/28/australia/australia-man-fake-kidnap-meet-mistress-intl-hnk/index.html

[Steve]

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/09/28/australia/australia-man-fake-kidnap-meet-mistress-intl-hnk/index.html

Should have charged him more

[Nick]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/66945001?at_campaign_type=owned&at_bbc_team=editorial&at_link_origin=BBC_News&at_campaign=Social_Flow&at_link_id=8A6E96CA-5ED4-11EE-B56A-3B39D99D5CC3&at_link_type=web_link&at_ptr_name=facebook_page&at_format=link&at_medium=social&fbclid=IwAR3fyvPwBRGxYgcU8RY16pgD8CBZK6eNCHS5NvYmU8cm5G3P1DG-iMjd3QY

[Barman]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/66945001?at_campaign_type=owned&at_bbc_team=editorial&at_link_origin=BBC_News&at_campaign=Social_Flow&at_link_id=8A6E96CA-5ED4-11EE-B56A-3B39D99D5CC3&at_link_type=web_link&at_ptr_name=facebook_page&at_format=link&at_medium=social&fbclid=IwAR3fyvPwBRGxYgcU8RY16pgD8CBZK6eNCHS5NvYmU8cm5G3P1DG-iMjd3QY

 

[Grumpmeister]

There is a word for this kind of thing....what is it again...............ah yes....Nutter 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12592541/I-married-Victorian-ghost-divorced-having-exorcism-hes-stalking-want-date-real-life-men.html

[Grumpmeister]

I know it's an old story but YOU USED WHAT ON YOUR FACE??? 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2644718/Florida-man-uses-WELDING-GRINDER-remove-gang-tattoos-face-turns-life-around.html

[Barman]

I know it's an old story but YOU USED WHAT ON YOUR FACE??? 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2644718/Florida-man-uses-WELDING-GRINDER-remove-gang-tattoos-face-turns-life-around.html

 

[Grumpmeister]

For some reason a well known line from Silence of the Lambs came to mind as I read this..

"It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again..." 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12627651/Rental-rules-Bizarre-ad-sees-middle-aged-gentleman-hunt-single-male-flatmate-isnt-allowed-visitors-share-closet.html

[Nick]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l85L7hJ0-7U

[Barman]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l85L7hJ0-7U

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