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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13965 on: October 20, 2023, 05:39:47 AM »
For some reason a well known line from Silence of the Lambs came to mind as I read this..

"It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again..."  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12627651/Rental-rules-Bizarre-ad-sees-middle-aged-gentleman-hunt-single-male-flatmate-isnt-allowed-visitors-share-closet.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13966 on: October 21, 2023, 11:11:19 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13967 on: October 21, 2023, 11:12:07 PM »
Dammit, I find what could be my ideal political party and they are in Vienna  lol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12626645/Austrian-Beer-Party-surges-polls-offering-booze-fountain-Vienna.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13968 on: October 26, 2023, 12:14:02 AM »
Wait 223-910.4 mg a day? I'm pretty sure I've gone way past that point by mid morning..  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-12666679/Drinking-FOUR-cups-coffee-tea-day-key-longevity-middle-age-study-hints.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13969 on: October 26, 2023, 04:21:05 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13970 on: October 26, 2023, 01:52:28 PM »
Evil curses? Lord of Destruction.....? Nick, is there anything you want to tell us perchance..  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12675315/Curses-Shamans-evil-enchantments-enemies-strike-pay-dispute.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13973 on: November 08, 2023, 12:26:03 AM »
Stand by for screams of panic from the Smuggers...  whistle:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-67343009
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13975 on: November 10, 2023, 03:53:44 PM »
Stand by for screams of panic from the Smuggers...  whistle:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-67343009

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13977 on: November 14, 2023, 11:51:27 PM »
Cyborg fighting chickens..............okaaaay..  eeek:

https://interestingengineering.com/video/creepy-cyborg-chicken-fight
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« Reply #13978 on: November 15, 2023, 05:40:47 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #13979 on: November 15, 2023, 03:43:32 PM »
Stand by for screams of panic from the Smuggers...  whistle:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-67343009

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