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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14011 on: January 08, 2024, 01:37:44 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14012 on: January 08, 2024, 05:10:52 PM »
Sooooooooo Disney are going to release a new book based upon one of their franchises aimed at helping pre schoolers learn how to read. What's wrong with that I hear you ask.........well let me show you the cover of the work in question..



Yes you are seeing what you think you are. That's Ripley, Jones the cat and a carton XENOMORPH. Who in their right mind thought  that it would be a good idea to make a book for kids that young based on the bloody Alien franchise?

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The book titled A is for Alien: An ABC Book will be part of the Little Golden Books line and illustrated by the Disney Storybook Art Team. The description reads as follows, “In space no one can hear you giggle as you read this Little Golden Book featuring the characters from the classic movie Alien! Follow Ripley and the rest of the Nostromo crew on a space adventure that introduces the alphabet from A to Z." This spooky adventure will be targeted at children 2 to 5-years-old. 

https://collider.com/alien-franchise-childrens-book/

It's already available to pre order it on Amazon

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Alien-Century-Studios-Little-Golden/dp/073644484X
noooo: noooo: noooo:

So many choices for L.  Last Exit to Brooklyn, Lady Chatterly  . . . .

It gets even stranger. There is already a similar book on Amazon about Jaws..

https://www.amazon.co.uk/JAWS-Shark-Little-Opposites-Golden/dp/0593570618/ref=pd_sim_d_sccl_3_1/259-4019708-4636247?pd_rd_w=s6EXW&content-id=amzn1.sym.fbeb2a0d-e4c3-48cf-ad07-885164ca6e24&pf_rd_p=fbeb2a0d-e4c3-48cf-ad07-885164ca6e24&pf_rd_r=HHAD291T3H1H2JDZYW01&pd_rd_wg=wkqrE&pd_rd_r=27019439-6e81-463e-9b08-d1edf5dd0360&pd_rd_i=0593570618&psc=1



The best of it is that kids who end up reading this are going to think that people having fun in the water go Da-Dum  lol:



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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14013 on: January 15, 2024, 02:57:32 PM »
So Bercow is trying to break into US television, sounds like he's really popular over there.  lol:

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One person wrote: ‘Cult figure? I’ve never heard of him or seen him in my life.’

Another wrote: ‘Literally no one knows who he is here. How has he made it over the pond?’

Ah, sorry mate. Cult was a typo..  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12964631/Bullying-Bercow-ridiculed-Traitors-mean-American-television-career.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14014 on: January 23, 2024, 09:59:12 AM »
So you are a park with a number of foul mouthed parrots and your great idea to cure them is to house them with the rest of the flock. I'm sure that NOTHING could possibly go wrong here..  lol:



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12993071/Wildlife-park-hatches-risky-plot-dilute-swearing-problem-parrots-putting-rest-flock.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14015 on: January 23, 2024, 10:02:05 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14016 on: January 23, 2024, 10:08:08 AM »
So you are a park with a number of foul mouthed parrots and your great idea to cure them is to house them with the rest of the flock. I'm sure that NOTHING could possibly go wrong here..  lol:



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12993071/Wildlife-park-hatches-risky-plot-dilute-swearing-problem-parrots-putting-rest-flock.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14018 on: January 24, 2024, 01:38:39 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14019 on: January 24, 2024, 04:57:10 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14020 on: January 24, 2024, 10:58:01 PM »
Call me a cynic but Chinese 'tourists' who just happened to be carrying CCP flags?  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12998105/St-Pancras-piano-sealed-guarded-clash-pianist-Chinese-tourists-demanded-faces-hidden-video-livestream.html
Why haven't we deported them already

I'll admit part of me is half expecting to hear that they live in the UK and work for Chinese state television  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14021 on: January 30, 2024, 01:10:53 AM »
The promotional popcorn bucket looks like a sex toy? Oh God I hope we get these when Dune 2 is released   happy001



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13010481/Dune-2-popcorn-bucket-SEX-TOY.html
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