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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14236 on: September 18, 2024, 05:16:12 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14237 on: September 18, 2024, 08:34:25 AM »
Am I a bad person for thinking this is completely brilliant?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14238 on: September 18, 2024, 12:20:00 PM »
Not at all. I'll admit an evil part of me hopes that the trigger message sent was 'Elaine Pager says BOOM'  eveilgrin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14239 on: September 18, 2024, 02:51:25 PM »
Am I a bad person for thinking this is completely brilliant?

No, it is completely amazingly clever...
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14240 on: September 18, 2024, 03:04:56 PM »
Walkie Talkies now... Whatever next?  eeek:




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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14241 on: September 18, 2024, 06:18:37 PM »
Am I a bad person for thinking this is completely brilliant?

No, it is completely amazingly clever...
Until at least one child was killed. 
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14242 on: September 18, 2024, 06:35:30 PM »
Yes, but less damaging than flattening Gaza.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14243 on: September 18, 2024, 07:13:59 PM »
Yes, but less damaging than flattening Gaza.
If only the Yorkshire Ripper had tried that defence
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14244 on: September 18, 2024, 07:17:01 PM »
I bet the Ukrainians are looking at this closely…
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14245 on: September 19, 2024, 07:47:42 AM »
Am I a bad person for thinking this is completely brilliant?

No, it is completely amazingly clever...
Until at least one child was killed.

Collateral damage, sow the wind, reap the whirlwind, etc.

I'm guessing the rockets they fire into Israel don't feature kiddy avoidance...?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #14246 on: September 19, 2024, 08:02:24 AM »
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