Fantastic Headlines

[Steve]

I am terrified of the oiks who I seem to represent, says Nige

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgx9nyep7vo.amp?fbclid=IwY2xjawFabUBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHbld_HHSpAfyP5lIj3ZmXpIkT9Fk6vgG-ap1WlhsswtWQ-DyEZhm78PhbA_aem_Gg3MHKfXlV_QjiwoH534Eg

Wouldn't you be?

https://crimerate.co.uk/essex/clacton-on-sea

Don't like him but on this he does have a point.

[Nick]

He should have chosen a more civilised constituency

[Steve]

He should have chosen a more civilised constituency

Ah but then would he have got elected?  His appeal is to the Angry of Britain

[Steve]

Cinnamon (the Capybara) is back home with her parents 

 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwy9p97gllxo 



 

[Grumpmeister]

I am terrified of the oiks who I seem to represent, says Nige

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgx9nyep7vo.amp?fbclid=IwY2xjawFabUBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHbld_HHSpAfyP5lIj3ZmXpIkT9Fk6vgG-ap1WlhsswtWQ-DyEZhm78PhbA_aem_Gg3MHKfXlV_QjiwoH534Eg

Or on the other hand, having had milkshakes (that could have just as easily been bleach or acid) as well as concrete thrown at him while campaigning and another reform candidate assaulted while canvassing as well as seeing the insanity and deliberate rhetoric of the left in America leading to 2 confirmed assassination attempted of Trump, one possible chemical incident at the Tuscon rally and another long term Democrat donor arrested for making nearly 500 threats towards supreme court justices he may have been advised not to in order to mitigate the possibility of escalation here.

[Steve]

I am terrified of the oiks who I seem to represent, says Nige

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgx9nyep7vo.amp?fbclid=IwY2xjawFabUBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHbld_HHSpAfyP5lIj3ZmXpIkT9Fk6vgG-ap1WlhsswtWQ-DyEZhm78PhbA_aem_Gg3MHKfXlV_QjiwoH534Eg

Or on the other hand, having had milkshakes (that could have just as easily been bleach or acid) as well as concrete thrown at him while campaigning and another reform candidate assaulted while canvassing as well as seeing the insanity and deliberate rhetoric of the left in America leading to 2 confirmed assassination attempted of Trump, one possible chemical incident at the Tuscon rally and another long term Democrat donor arrested for making nearly 500 threats towards supreme court justices he may have been advised not to in order to mitigate the possibility of escalation here.

Awkwardly . . . https://news.sky.com/story/speakers-office-has-no-record-of-telling-nigel-farage-not-to-hold-in-person-surgeries-sky-news-understands-13217878

[Nick]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czeg6xk6rkko.amp

I wish he’d burgle me

[Barman]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czeg6xk6rkko.amp

I wish he’d burgle me

 

[Nick]

[Grumpmeister]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czeg6xk6rkko.amp

I wish he’d burgle me

Not sure he can fix boilers.. 

[Steve]

[Barman]

 

[Nick]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/10/07/waitrose-shopper-taken-to-hospital-after-cauliflower-fell/

Compo demand coming…

[Barman]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/10/07/waitrose-shopper-taken-to-hospital-after-cauliflower-fell/

Compo demand coming…

Flip-Flops are quite short to be fair... 

[Grumpmeister]

All of a sudden Leroy Jenkins comes to mind.. 

https://www.wired.com/story/tim-walz-rally-world-of-warcraft-twitch/

Part of me is tempted to watch this because unless they have mellowed in the years since I played it, World of Warcraft gamers are some of the most off the wall sarcastic buggers I've ever seen.