GOOD NEWS

[Nick]

Body found in aircraft at Gatwick

The body of a man has been found in the undercarriage of an aircraft at Gatwick Airport in West Sussex.
Engineers discovered the body during a routine safety inspection after the Ghana Airlines flight GU101 from Accra landed at about 0700 BST on Thursday.
Sussex Police said Gatwick Airport was working closely with them "to determine the circumstances leading to this tragic incident".
BAA Gatwick said the incident caused no disruption to services.

[Barman]

That used to happen quite a lot didn't it...? 

-70?C for six or seven hours with no oxygen must give you quite a headache I should think... 

[Nick]

But Gatwick operations are normal, that's the point. First time in ages! 

[Snoopy]

But these are the migrants that NuLabour say we need for our economic future. Trained, brainy, go ahead.

[Uncle Mort]

Stowing away in the undercarriage of a plane is not brainy.

[Snoopy]

I know that, You know that ~ but Ghanaians clearly do not

[Nick]

But Gatwick operations are normal 

[Uncle Mort]

I know that, You know that ~ but Ghanaians clearly do not

Then he's not brainy and thus he's not one of the migrants that NuLabour say we need for our economic future.

[Nick]

But Gatwick operations are normal     

[Uncle Mort]

Yes we know.

And I agree it's GOOD NEWS that the airport authorities, police, whoever didn't feel the need to shut the airport.

[Nick]

Not like it was Michael Jackson, like 

[Barman]

I blame James Bond...  

Our favourite secret agent always runs after the departing aeroplane, jumps onto the oleo and climbs up through the conveniently placed hatch just behind the arch villain who wishes to control the world like...

[Nick]

I am reading Thunderball again at the mo (first time since I was 10). Buggeration, Fleming had so many prejudices that Nue Labour would have had him shot by now 

[Snoopy]

Smiley is back on Sunday at 3pm "The Spy that Came in From the Cold"
















Think that qualifies as "Good News"

[Nick]