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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Too Good to be True
« on: July 04, 2009, 07:38:07 AM »
I met a Knight in Shining Armour last night ( not mine I hasten to add  sad24: ) . The kind of one that restores your faith in humanity but also makes you very suspicious because by all appearances they are just too good to be true and the society we are in demands that everyone has an alterior motive.  rubschin:

I went to my friends dinner party last night ( the one with the porn director boyfriend - although he is obviously no more ) and met her new man. 

He is only her new man due to a set of circumstances which are all very bizarre. She and her 2 children went to visit friends in Sussex a few weeks ago. They all went for a walk in some forests near by. However her son wondered off and got lost . He is the same age as the Brat. She had always instructed him if he were lost to stay where he was. The couple she was with had said that their advice as kids was to either go and find an adult  or go back to the exit and the car. This did not help her of course and after 25 minutes of frantic searching she was fairly hysterical.

Then out of the woods come this bloke with her son and 2 dogs. He was an off beat copper that had taken the dogs to the woods to train them. Her son had his mum's tracksuit top on and the dogs had traced the scent back to them . He also said when she got back she would find a message on her mobile as he had tried to ring her but she had left the phone back at the house they were staying in  noooo:

Since then they have been in constant communication and he adores her  - I went last night thinking that this all sounds a bit too good to be true - but he seems like a truly lovely fella

I'm so happy for her   Banghead
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2009, 10:52:29 AM »
You still have Sven to look froward to!  happy088
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2009, 11:22:47 AM »
Somehow I don't think so  noooo:
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2009, 11:32:57 AM »
Well perhaps you could try getting lost in the woods then. Or fall into a canal or something and get rescued, like
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2009, 11:35:26 AM »
by a coroner  rubschin:
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2009, 11:37:06 AM »
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Re: Too Good to be True
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2009, 11:40:39 AM »
 rubschin:

What did this copper's previous five wives die of...?
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2009, 11:44:21 AM »
I know I thought that  lol:

Was married and divorced early last year after  9 years - all amicable - realised they were better off as friends and not partners . No children .

I was desperately trying to find the flaws believe me  whistle:
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2009, 11:45:03 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 04, 2009, 11:44:21 AM
I know I thought that  lol:

Was married and divorced early last year after  9 years - all amicable - realised they were better off as friends and not partners . No children .

I was desperately trying to find the flaws believe me  whistle:
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A closet pooftah?
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2009, 11:48:11 AM »
He does sound very suspicious.
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2009, 11:48:56 AM »
It's on my list of possibilities ...

But he is a bit more of a surfer dude, spent several years in Auss and California ...tanned, fit bod etc . Oooh I could go on but it's not good for my health  lol:
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2009, 11:50:27 AM »
Could you arrange for your friend to have some sort of fatal accident and then offer some TLC to this chap, like  rubschin:
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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #13 on: July 04, 2009, 11:51:34 AM »
I am happy for her






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Re: Too Good to be True
« Reply #14 on: July 04, 2009, 12:03:37 PM »
Was married and divorced early last year after  9 years - all amicable - realised they were better off as friends and not partners . No children .

surfer dude

tanned, fit bod etc


He sounds a little self-centred.  rubschin:
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